Wife : Wena Phuthi ngibone uSusan ekwenze I profile picture yakhe.?
Me: Ohh ok.
Wife : Uthi ok njani mina ngikutashela. Uyini kaSusan wena?
Me: Ngiyi Profile picture yakhe angithi nguwe otsho njalo.
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Njengoba likhala ngamakhaza amancane kanjena pho nizolunga emotuary
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Umfake emsebenzini umuntu omnyama ma ehola avele athenge imbuzi ahlabe abonge amadlozi wena akhohlwe ngawe.
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Teacher: what do you call male crocodile??
Me: baba ngwenya
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Whites: I’m an electrician
Zulus: Uyabona uma bekhuluma ngogesi,basho mina
😂😂😂🤷🏿♂️
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Ngiphuphe ngiyeke utshwala.
Akekho yini umuntu owazi ukulahlisa amaphupho amabi?
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WHITE:DON’T CRY MY BEAUTY ANGEL💞MOM LOVES YOU
BLACK:BIZANI INUNU IZOMUDLA
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As long as you are dating Palesa, Lerato, Bontle, Boitumelo, Karabo, Thato, Thabang, Nthabiseng, Sipho, Mbali and Lebo…….!! I swear you wont find inner Peace!!.
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Bafeba
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Him: bbe vuka ngikukhaphe
Her: no relax love bengishilo ekhaya ngath zobuya month end 😂
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Uvele umbone indlela adla ngayo ice cream ye corn ukuthi akakwazi ukuqabula umuntu.
Uvele akhamise akhiphe ulimi phandle ungasazi yoneni icecream kajereva.
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Kuthiwa eyama Doda ayipheli,
kodwa buka thina sesiphelelwe Utshwala.
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Umuntu azibize ngo Purity laka Facebook
Mawuhlangana Naye uvele Ubone i-Oats izihlalele
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UMA UQHOSHA NGENTOMBI EPHUZAYO…
UYAFANA NOMUNTU OKAMA IMPANDLA
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Izolo ngidakwe ngashintsha i password ka Facebook wami.angisayikhumbulike manje
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Ave zifeba izinfane zama comrades kodwa singathini zithuthukisa umphakathi.
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Only a Zim girl can allow you to kiss her,take off her top,remove her jeans,take off her bra and panty,see you wear a condom then suddenly asks *”ufuna ukwenzani?”*
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