Some Girls Are Fools Yazi, Iam sorry To Say So But Its True. -_-
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They Be Like:
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“Ngeke Ngikwazi Ukuthandana Nawe Uno Mawengane”
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Wtf Kanti Umawengane Uhlala Emasendeni Yini??

Zulu girls say: “Ubuhle bendoda iinkomo zakhe”
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In English: “The Beautiful man is a COW”
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Hehehe Thixo waseGeorge gorh!!

UNyaa waya lapho kunamantombazane
adayisa ngomzimba eyothenga.
Wafike wathi yena ucela eHIV positive.
Bambuza ukuthi yinindaba.
Wathi ufuna imthelele,
yena uzothelela uanti osebenza ekhaya,
uanti athelele ubaba wakhe,
ubaba athelele umama,
umama uzothelela indoda eletha ubisi.
Yiyona kanye lendoda ayifunayo ngoba
ishayise ibhaysikili lakhe yangaxolisa.

A.1983 – Umubi
B.1984 – Usile
C.1985 – Ubalulekile
D.1986 – Uhlakaniphile
E.1987-Usenhlanhleni
F.1988 – Umuhle
G.1989 – Uyaheha
H.1990 – Unentukuthelo
I.1991- uyathandeka
J.1992 – Unenjabulo
K.1993 – Uyigcokama/smomondiya
L.1994 – Umuhle kakhulu
M.1995 – Uzilungele
N.1996 – Uyanyanyisa
O.1997- Ungusiyazi
P.1998 – uyisidina
IQISO LODWA BAKITHI!!!

Whites : Nice Jacket
Whites : Thank You
Blacks : Nice jacket
Blacks : R2000 cabanga

Posting about ubae wakho ukuphethe kakuhle is so old,
post his/her number sizibuzele…

Umuntu ungamthand ngoba ubona sthombe sakhe
Saku FB cela ese ID
Mese niyabona nimisa kanjn

Sometimes you gotta make a short prayer like :
“Nkosi uyazi ngifunani Amen!”

Inkhani yoMzulu ngathi yi trolley yase Shoprite…
.ayi control’leki

Imagine if Butcheries were selling Nama ya motho; lmao and we all Would be like “sorry ke gopela nnyo ya R120 le marete a mabedi a R30 R30 ;change le tla mfa koko ya R13 le letswele la slender la R7. Thank you

Imagine As You Enter Heaven And Jesus Asks
“Onore Xikwembu Ke Mang”?

Inkani yomZulu ngathi yi-trolley yase shoprite. Ay’control’lek

ungene nge vosho ku relationship yabantu kanti badla itreatment uphume ushaya nayi le walk.

When you’re trying to hide your slender girlfriend at night

Boom

Your uncle whispers to you:
“Mshana ngcela umoba ngikubonile ungena nawo”