When you ask your boyfriend ukuthi nibangaki kyena avele athi “Ninodwa” unye nyi

Her:Babe I’m pregnant.
Him:Ushintshe igama!
Her:Hayi wena I’m pregnant Serious ”
Him:Hahaha and Surname futhi!!

That moment u sit next to a hot chic in a kombi then when u start hitting on her an old lady u know says…

“Ngakucina ufuna ukuphinda iO level okwesithathu wacina upasile yini”

Teacher: Junior njengoba ulate kanje namuhla ukhethani ukuthi ngikubuze imbuzo emihlanu elula, kumbe ngikubuze owodwa onzima?
Junior: ngikhetha owodwa onzima teacher,
Teacher: okay zingaki inkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Junior: 5000 teacher’
Teacher: ukuthatha ngaphi lokho?
Junior: sivumelane ngombuzo owodwa manje lowo omunye ngowani? Ngicela usuke emnyango ngingene.

Entlek siya ezulwini or u jesus
uyeza? Ngathi sizophambana
ngendlela la

Him: Umuhle
Her : Ohw Thank You
Him: Yeah Ngyabuza..

Virgin ngeke ulizwe lithy *seen*
mara abo mgodi yeey no seen o horny

Whoever says ‘ikusasa alaziwa’
please tell them that tomorrow it’s Sunday

New Pregnancy ​​​ Test o tshela
Danone kamo gare ga kuku hae sa boe
it means ngwana oe jele

I won’t drink a single drop of Mofaya until DJ
Sbu confess that he was Mzekezeke

URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama

autumn n spring ketsa white people….
rena ego kano fisha ke summer n gwa tonya ke winter 4season for who?

Her:babe y osa founele

Him:babe phone e wele airtime ya tshologa

Uth yavuk eksen ulindel imsg ka “morning bbe
” uvel uzothol eth,”kphelil bekushlanganisil
” Yeses zyenzek izinto ngaphandl