Umqome ngoba ubone ma keys emoto
Only to realize they were gate key 
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Kuyashisa today LA mpumalanga
Sengize ngi delete wonke ma picture ngicoke ma jezi (jacket)
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Scoko siyancinca Lena sbali ibuya embabane
Lapha wena scoko nambhokane
Ngingumfati ngisebenta nalabanye bafati manje
Ngevelentine bangigabatisela lentinto
Labatsengelwe madvodza abo
Leyami indvodza nangiyicela kutsi ingitsengele something for valentine itsi yona
Inemali yokulima emabhontjisi
Manje majalamadzala ngibuta kutsi lendzodza iyangitsandza yini
Mbokane: lalela make indvodza yakho iyakutsandza ngobe lokwe valentine kwelilanga linye kani
Emabhontjisi nitawudla umnyaka wonke
Nale emsebentini uma bakhipha me tipho (gifts)
For valentine ukhiphe lamabhintjisi ( beans)
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TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile
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Abemubi usis uze ufise lokumbuza ukuth ”
so uyatshona unje ilanga lonke?”
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Guys tell me? ^_^
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Yindaba Lamantombazane agqoka izibuko Efeba Kanje?? 
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Umuntu umubone Kuma GTI KuFront sit Esevele Nezibuko Zamehlo. -_- -_- phinde ubone eseyi D.p somewhere
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Ave Nifeba zingane zebuko zamehlo Ngiyanivuma ngeke.
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Anyway Wagibela iTaxi
Ngamabele Awile
May’fika eGarage Siyawapompa, Siyezwana
Lapho?
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Ube mubi utsi noma solahlekile
Bakuphike
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Utsi utitsandzela Sesi wase village.
Uftole kutsi yena utitsandzela kuya escojeni (emanti )
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Even if you went to Private School,
ok’salayo your matric certificate is written “Umalusi” not Shepherd
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her name is Nok’thula Mgobhozi
UzoThula kanjani ebe ewuma’Mgobhozi
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Cashier: Sorry bhuti ikhadi lakho liya Decliner
Bhuti: Umemezelani pho neshiya elitshekile
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Izolo bengivakatshele kwelinye isnoto le Pentecostal
lezi ezabo “Man Of God”. Kufike isikhathi sokunikela.
Eduze kwami bekuhlezi enye indoda ebonakala
idatshukelwe kakhulu. Basukuma abantu bayanikela.
Lale indoda ebonakala ihlupheka yasukuma yayanikela.
Ma ihaba izicathulo zayo zibhobokile phambili, zihamba
zivuleka isola ithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu. Ngibone
bonke abantu beyibheka lindoda, lomfundisi wayibheka
ngamehlo alosizi waze wehlisa inyembezi u Man Of God.
Ifike yanikela ngokuncane ekade ilakho lindoda yabuye
yayahlala phansi. Ithe isihlezi kwathuleka duu esontweni
abantu bebheke lindoda umfundisi elokhu ehlengezela
inyembezi. Umfundisi wabe eyibiza eyisa phambili, labantu
belokhu beyilandela ngamehlo. Ithe ifika phambili umfundisi
wakhipha ama pile angu two awama US$ esikhwameni sakhe
akade ebotshwe ngamarekeni. Ibandla lonke lamkhangela
u Man Of God latshaya izandla yena esakhipha imali
esikhwameni sebhatshi. Uthe eseyikhiphile ama pile amabili
abotshwe ngerekeni umfundisi wayibheka lindoda wathi:
“Mfowethu ngizwa ukudabuka okukhulu ngendlela okhanya
uhlupheke ngayo” Wakhulula imali umfundisi wathatha
amarekeni lawana wayinikeza indoda wathi:
“Thatha nanka amarekeni mfowethu uzabopha izicathulo
zakho zingahambi zisithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu”.
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Nya(8): Missi ngcelani ukubuza, Can u beat me fo something i did not do? Miss: No my student! I wud neva do that! Y do u ask Nya? Nya: Wel ma’m, i did not do my homework!
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Whites: Tell Everyone M Coming Home
Blacks: Wena O Nore Tuu, Ska Botsa Motho, Baloi Ba Kare Thibela Tsela
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Okare Kea Bona BF Yao Ya Di Dreads E Apara Condom Mola Osare Watla Ebe A Bula Engwe Condom A Ntsha Rekere A Bofe Lephondo… Hee! Heee! Gotlo Nyiwa Xem
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