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Kumnandi ukuba home alone buka nje ngi wash izitsha nge mop
Umthande ngenhliziyo yakho yonke yena akuthande ngesibindi
Him:hlukana nentombi yami
Me:nawe hlukana nami
UQONDE UKUTHINI U I DON’T KNOW NGESIZULU UTHULE UMUNGAZI
Uthi uyagibela etaxini ubone ijezi lakho ubaba wentombi yakho
Inkinga yamantombazane yokuthana imali kakhuli abangodli emakubo
When you accidentally post your naked photos on Facebook uthi uya charger iphone iphelelwe yi battery uthi uya charger , I charger inqamuke uthi uyaboleka icharger ku makhelwane kuhambe ugesi
Bethuel: Otla nyela mfana,
Jack : Wanyela ,ore nna ketla nyela, watseba masepa ka sekwapa wena he ore ke tla nyela
Bethuel: ya, ke mamphu
Ngendlela onekhanda elikhulu ngayo ikhanda lakho likhulu ngathi unqindi yesidalwa
JOB INTERVIEW WITH NYAA
Interviewer : Tell us more about yourself…..
Nyaa: Aibo buka iC.v yami ndoda anginaso iskhathi sokuchaza..
Interviewer : What do you know about this company?
Nyaa: Angikazi for now and angazi muntu
ndoda awukahle uk’buza imibuzo engasile
awuqale lento engize ngayo la, soxoxa nawe sengingaphakathi.
Interviewer : Why are you interested on
working for this company?
Nyaa : Why niwukhangisile? I’m interested
because you advertised the position habe! nansi imihlola yami bo!
Interviewer : Why should i employ you and
not other candidates?
Nyaa : Angiphendulike leyonto, skip it, that irrelavent question,
yazi wena ungenza islima coz the decision is on you.
Interviewer : What are your strength and weaknesses?
Nyaa : Strength – I work hard
weaknesses – ngiphuma ealry njalo friday
ngeke ningitshele ushidi ke nalangisebenza
khona bayazi nginolaka kabi mase ngomile.
Inteviewer : Describe when you had
disagreement with your colleagues & what you will do?
Nyaa : Ngyashaya phela mina and
angibhedelwa mina i alwys hit my bosses,
ngyas’faka isbhakela endodeni mina!
Interviewer : Why do you want to leave your current job?
Nyaaa : Same as above asizile kuzodlala la.
Interviewer : Ok thanks very much Sir, dont
call us we will call you.
Nyaaa : Akobakuhleke coz ngiyakwazi la
ogibela khona ndoda angihlekike mase ngihamba nezami.
Interviewer : Buya uzoqala kusasa
One word for Nyaa?
Ukuthi umuntu akakwati kucabuza umbona nakakhotha ice-cream
Ngthandana nesangoma, manje sisheshe singbambe noma ngsath ngicabanga ukusijolela