Umjolo unyisa kwasani la ngasekhaya akekho nje engsambone ehla eTaxin no Teddy bear Ahh HALALA 2020

Ama-posts alapha ekhaya angiwabhekise kumuntu, kodwa uma isicathulo sikunela, sigqoke Cinderella.

Bayancibilika oshokoledi, dankie Mdali ngelanga! Angithi abafuni ukusiqhephulela.

MEN’S CONFERENCE UPDATE:

1. UDuduzani ufike neTruck eligcwele utshwala, wazoxolisa emadodeni. Ngiyasincoma lesi senzo, ubudoda-ke lobu.

2. Lokhu kuqalwe izolo ukukhipha idliso emadodeni, namanje kusaqhutshekwa.

3. Dineo Khumalo, eNkangala, indoda yakho uLindokuhle Ndlovu uselikhiphile idliso. Nguye lo ophalaze idilozi esikholwa ukuthi ngelakho. Wasiphoxa emaNtungweni Dineo, ngidumele ngawe.

4. Kuhlubene amadoda amathathu la, ebanga u-Enhle Nkosi waseNewcastle. Kuthiwa uwathembise umshado wonke. Waze wasilulaza singabaseNewcastle wena Enhle.

5. UmfokaZulu uhluliwe, kuthiwa nange akafiki kuSbusiso Shandu. Kuqhume olukhulu uhleko.

6. Londiwe Enzokuhle waseMlazi, indoda yakho ayifikanga la. Ngiyasola idlule ePoint eThekwini yathenga ngoba vele iyasthanda isinene. Isanda kubonakala nomakhelwane wakho uBusi, ungekho wena usemsebenzini.

7. Nomvula Mimiza Mkhaliphi kwaNongoma, ikhale imini yonke indoda yakho la, ithi usuyiqedile ngomshiza uyishayela ukuthi ubani lo mlungu ehlezi ikhuluma naye uma umfonele ethi: “The Subscriber You Have Dialed Is Not Available, Please Try Again Later.”

8. Nomonde Zondo Elihle kwaMashu, indoda yakho uSiyah Hamilton WeGcokama Elisha osuka oLundi, uthi uphumule la uwena nezisu ezimbili, uqhube wathi uhlulwa i-Woman On Top. Wathi wena uvele ugxume ngathi ixoxo ujike ukhale ngoShembe.

9. Thando Abigail KaBabakhe eThekwini, indoda yakho uSihle , isivele yaphalaza i-penty lakho la… Ithi wayifunza lona ngenkathi nisaqala ukuthandana. Ithi sekusele isokisi manje.

10. Nombuso Ntombizidlujeqe eTongaat, indoda yakho uPhila Msobh’onogcobo Ndlovu, useshaya u-round 5 manje . Ubhizi noGC ngale endlini encane, uthi akasabuyi ekhaya.

11. Palisa oPhongolo, indoda yakho uSihle Mbhele, uyagiya la uthi wakushela ngomuthi uyisiyoyoyo sakhe wena futhi uyimpatha.

STAY TUNED, I’LL KEEP YOU UPDATED LADIES, KANYE NANI-KE MAJITA (SINGLE GUYS) ENIJIKISIWE EKUSENI. SIYAVALA KUSASA.

To us, esilokhu sithe WOW, kuyoze kushone ilanga.

Ladies usefikile uDuduzani Zuma nezimbali?
Ufike wakhomba kanjani?

“Driver siyacela, sibabili sino-R10, siya kwaNongoma.” Kusho umuntu wakwaNgwenya egibela nembuzi etekisini.

UGugu usithathaphi iskibha esibhalwe: “Wabuya Ugesi”?

Uphi yena uMagugwana azosichazela?

Omunye selokhu waluka mhla ka-16 Disemba, umluko unuka i-braai nama-cricket.

Once wathi: “Ungangizwa kabi.” ngivele ngikuzwe kabi same time.

Valentine’s Day eyama-2000.

Nina ma-70s, 80s & 90s kune-meeting yama-RDP ngezi-14.

“So, niyaye nenze njani kuma-situation anje?”

Kubuza mina ngicaba ithambo eSpur ikhadi seli-decline okwesi-4.

Kade ngaqala ukupheka ngeRajah, kodwa ubaba Ndlovu akafiki ekhaya.

Kanti what am I doing wrong?

Ngisacela ukuthatha leli thuba bangani ngihambe nalo.

“Ngena wena omncane e-backseat.”

Lapho zikulindile izindlovu ezintathu.

“Ngizovele ngimithe phela!” is very important uma bengafuni ukukwenzela i-21st.