Vallentine’s is for married people.
Abanye yikuthanda izinto nje.

I think thina amadoda sadalelwa ukuphika nje even at church in a choir: 😁😁😁
GIRLS: Avulekile amasango !!! 😊😊😊
GUYS: Hhayi, hhayi, hhayi, hhayi hhayi !!!

Izolo bengivakatshele kwelinye isnoto le Pentecostal
lezi ezabo “Man Of God”. Kufike isikhathi sokunikela.
Eduze kwami bekuhlezi enye indoda ebonakala
idatshukelwe kakhulu. Basukuma abantu bayanikela.
Lale indoda ebonakala ihlupheka yasukuma yayanikela.
Ma ihaba izicathulo zayo zibhobokile phambili, zihamba
zivuleka isola ithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu. Ngibone
bonke abantu beyibheka lindoda, lomfundisi wayibheka
ngamehlo alosizi waze wehlisa inyembezi u Man Of God.
Ifike yanikela ngokuncane ekade ilakho lindoda yabuye
yayahlala phansi. Ithe isihlezi kwathuleka duu esontweni
abantu bebheke lindoda umfundisi elokhu ehlengezela
inyembezi. Umfundisi wabe eyibiza eyisa phambili, labantu
belokhu beyilandela ngamehlo. Ithe ifika phambili umfundisi
wakhipha ama pile angu two awama US$ esikhwameni sakhe
akade ebotshwe ngamarekeni. Ibandla lonke lamkhangela
u Man Of God latshaya izandla yena esakhipha imali
esikhwameni sebhatshi. Uthe eseyikhiphile ama pile amabili
abotshwe ngerekeni umfundisi wayibheka lindoda wathi:
“Mfowethu ngizwa ukudabuka okukhulu ngendlela okhanya
uhlupheke ngayo” Wakhulula imali umfundisi wathatha
amarekeni lawana wayinikeza indoda wathi:
“Thatha nanka amarekeni mfowethu uzabopha izicathulo
zakho zingahambi zisithi khwapu, khwapu, khwapu”.

Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn

Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!