When your girlfriend text you ” babie ngihambisa ugirl kubaba wakhe ngobuya monday ekusen……” ngyakuthanda😍 yezwa and takecare🤗😘
Shit that sore body you get just from reading this kind of message yrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr😏🙄
You know that she will definitely get tlof tlof🍑🍆 kubaba wengane yakhe
Masifika eZulwini sesiyoCharger eJerusalema ngoba iwona kuphela umuzi okhanyayo.
Woolworths cleaner : sorry sir this side is still wet
Shoprites cleaner : weee nangoke ujesu ehamba phezu kwamanzi
Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza,
kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi:
“Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”
Ave kumnandi kuhlal phambi emcimbin kuma reserved chair if sebekususa laph kungasena ndaw emva😂😂😂🤣
Ku Wrong Yin Ukumisa usisi Umbuze Ukuthi
🤷♂️”Akekho Yin Umngani Wakho Ongcono Kunawe”😏
That moment uhamba ne boyfriend yakho
Eslender niya Ku taxi
Uzwe sorrin Shem ayifiki e hospital le taxi
Me: Waze wacula kamnandi
Her: Ngyabonga. Vele u-Music is my song
Kush’ omunye usisi oyibhincakazi
Abazali balezi nsuku,ngenxa yetechnology sebenika abantwana amabizo athi:
Smartphone Nxumalo
Bluetooth Bhebhe
Sending Moyo
Google Mpala
Nokia Dube
Blackberry Gumede
Facebook Mabhena
Pending Ncube
Samsung Ndlovu
Internet Sibanda
Opera mini Tshuma
Application Hlabangana
Camera Ndiweni
Battery Dlamini
Memory card Maseko
Music Mlotshwà
Loading Hadebe
Video Khumalo
Delete Phiri
Game Ngwenya
Twitter Ngulube
Calling Siwela
File manager Khupe
Contacts Mpofu
Missed call Nkomo
Message Ndebele
tafuta m2 anakaa amekula ndimu kuwa maid wako kama mumeo anakatia maids wako
Cashier : Plastic?😊
Her : Sihamba nge BMW leh Red futsi
Papa uytsenge Cash🙆♂️😩😹
A black and man are in a train the Blackman accidentally step on a whiteman
Whiteman: ouch my foot
Blackman: uyalunga ubuwayisaphi amafutha estimeleni
Given a chance ukuvusa umuntu oyedwa kwabafileyo,
Ungavusa bani?
Nowadays relationships are like beer crates that are kept in tarvens. 😂 😂 😂
Just ukusukuma kancane nje, omunye sewuhleli.
Why when you invite people to church they ask “iphuma nini?”, but invite them to a Braai party they ask “iqala nini?”
Blacks!!!
Even if U in a wheelchair ,
a Zulu guy is still going to
ask U
“hamba kanjan mfethu”
