Me: ngyathanda
Her: nam I love you
Me: m sorry wrong text ngyathandaza🙏
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Nginokucabanga nje ukuthi yayingathini inkosi uShaka Zulu kaMageba ezwa ukuthi amadoda acashe ezindlini, acashele umkhuhlane
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Nithi nisaphuza kamnandi aqale ke umuntu odlisiwe, “yebafethu ngubani onamaminutes?”
Omakhelwane bahlezi bekubona munyonyoba nentombi ebusuku uyifaka kini but abakwazi kubona isigebengu esingene kini emini santshontsha!!
Wen u shut the door of RDP house and the sound be like kaavaaament!!!
I don’t know. Ngijolelwe umayfohloza wami ngafika simsebenzisa isgola ,ngathi suka lana wena ! awazi thina siyazigulela kungabe ngiyakuphihliza manje ukuthi ngihlonipha umthetho we social distance 😂
Bafethu umakuphela icorona (covid-19) siya straight eChina sonke siyobathi *Bhuuu* ngentwala nathi sibashaye nge(Ntwavid-20)
Bbe:ubusuzwile yin ukuth this year akuncengwana
Him:yeah vele bese ngithole enye intombi kwanawe angisakuncengile ntombazane
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You see i dont know Zulu well but there is
this girl i like and she keeps saying “wena
ubheda kakhulu”
I guess she means i am “better and cool”
PHÖNË RÏNGS.
Sindi : hello!
Nyaa : phuma!
Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle?
Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina alinginethi yini?
Sindi : babe ngeke ukwaz’ ukuyisho kusasa lento ofuna ukungitshela yona okanye uyisho la ecingweni?
Nyaa : kanti yini inkinga yakho ,angani mina ngyanethwa? Ungenwe yini ngempela
sindi : okungcono wena woza layindlin
Nyaa : okey ngivulele emnyango ke
sindi : (evula emnyango) yini kodwa wafika ngemvula sithandwa sam wat happened?
Nyaa : bengizokutshelaukth … ANGEKE NGIZE NAMUHLANJE,LIYANA
Some time indoda ifana nenja 🐶
Wayi switch (ungayiniki)
Uyohamba I yohamba iwisa ma bustbin ebanftu 😂😁😀
Uthi utshontsha ama
niknaks engane uvele
uhlangane nelimanzi
Uthi unendoda usho intengaphuz ….
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.let’s not argue… Ucc wakho loyo
Kanti into entsha yini, uqala ukuzibona ukuthi umumbi wakhala. Usuzwa ngabantu uyatetema usuyakhala manje. Awubuthwele ubunzima wena ngoba awuziboni njalo. Abantu abakubukayo kuphela abathwele ubunzima. Usungaze uqashe izinkabi, abantu bafele ukuthi umumbi. Bonke labantu abathi umumbi abanamali banezinhliziyo ezimbi futhi. Kuncono wena unokodwa ngoba unemali.
Kushukuthi ngempela uma umuntu othi owakho ahlale eposta izithakazelo ze ex yakhe ube ukhona ei amantombazane 👏
siza mfethu, labo abazi ama Whiskey, I’ve got Glennifeddish Single malt Whiskey 80year old, ne 30year old. How much can I sell them for?