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ama’Yellow bone afana nesinkwa esim’hlophe…
am’nandi mara aw’suthis kahle marn



Yaz majita lento yokwenza ucansi umunt wesfazane abe ngaphezulu isingfake ehlazwen ..ryt now i’m pregnant!!

Nywe nywe South Africa doesn’t have animals๐Ÿ’๐ŸŽ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…๐Ÿ—๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ๐Ÿธ๐Ÿฒ๐Ÿ‰
Bo koketso , nthabi , lebogang, kedibone, refilwe keding kganthe?


Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

Him: “I love you my bhatata”
Her: “Hawu! Uthi uyangithanda kodwa uyangithuka ungibiza ngobhatata pho!?!?
Him: ” Ngiyadlala sweet potato”
Her: “Ncooo waze wangibiza kamnandi love”


Unikwe ingane IOrange ivumelana nomah wayo etaxini ithi ihlubele mawuqeda lapho ikhale ithi livale.Sekubukwa wenake manje.Ubuyisela amakhasi.


Ave kunzima ukulala ebheden ositezi uthi ulele achame ongaphezu kufike ephupho Kube ngathy I beer

UBongi ngimbone egibele phezu kwendlu ngambuz a kuthy wenzani wathi ubheka iviki elizayo๐Ÿ™†๐Ÿ™†

Akehlulwa ilutho uJesu kodwa yabona umkhaba kosisi yamncamisa angkhathali.


Beautiful girls can’t dance, but these ugly ones hmm.
Ba jaiva uze uhambe nabo nge mistake๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜ž


A.1983 – Umubi
B.1984 – Usile
C.1985 – Ubalulekile
D.1986 – Uhlakaniphile
E.1987-Usenhlanhleni
F.1988 – Umuhle
G.1989 – Uyaheha
H.1990 – Unentukuthelo
I.1991- uyathandeka
J.1992 – Unenjabulo
K.1993 – Uyigcokama/smomondiya
L.1994 – Umuhle kakhulu
M.1995 – Uzilungele
N.1996 – Uyanyanyisa
O.1997- Ungusiyazi
P.1998 – uyisidina
IQISO LODWA BAKITHI!!!

Bongekile Bongie Bhembe
10:Omunye
9:Midnyt starring
8:Umalume
7:Distruction boyz madness
6:Iscathulo
5:Ganda ganda
4:Jaiva phez’kombede
3:Inde lendlela
2:Akanamali
1:Maradona..
.lets vote


๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ Nock nock nock
๐Ÿ‘ถUbaniloyooo
๐Ÿ‘ฎโ€โ™‚๏ธ Yey wena u rape bani e Creche
๐Ÿ‘ถ Ayibo ๐Ÿ˜ณ๐Ÿ˜ณ ngimnikeze ishumi loyo

Ama boyfriend wenu talk a lot on the phone, once wamโ€™ vakashela ukupha amaLemon Cream adlale no music ka Sjava athule athi duuuu๐Ÿคซ, after every 10min umuzwe athi…… “yaaaah ngโ€™yakuzwa ke ma-Phindi-Phindi”โœ‹

Imagine if Butcheries were selling Nama ya motho; lmao and we all Would be like “sorry ke gopela nnyo ya R120 le marete a mabedi a R30 R30 ;change le tla mfa koko ya R13 le letswele la slender la R7. Thank you