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Abantu bazi kahle ukuthi asikho isidumbu noma igazi elake lakhishwa iselesele. Kodwa ngendlela abalisa ngakhona. Umuntu ancamele ukuyolala kamakhelwane azi kahle ukuthi banemfene.

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Those who say: “okusalayo lizayehlukana kuphela” should be included in your wedding programme as , ‘okhulumela abathakathi’😂

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girl: “Uyithathephi inamba yami?”

boy: “Ngiyiwine kuVodacom ShakeUp Summer.”

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“Ngizovele ngimithe phela!” is very important uma bengafuni ukukwenzela i-21st.

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Phone call:”Sure boss nayi lenja ngigibele nayo la taxin…ngitoydubula nayehla”
AZANGE SEHLE SONKE KULEYO TAXI.

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ubone iSlay queen sishaya ivosho uchazeke ^_^ kanti sicashela umnikaz weWeave :v

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1990’s akajole wodwa

apartheid
ngala

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Njengoba uhamba ngezimbadada nje…

Who are you trying to explain?

Uzama uk’chaza Bani?

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Kwabase 16 Disemba verse 25 to 31: “Endlini kuyosala lona ohlezi ethi, ‘Kukwami lana!’”

Hallelujah.

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Money can’t buy happiness, kodwa ng’nike iMali s’bone kuthi ngeke ng’Jabule.

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Bayanilwisa yini estolo uma nithatha i-foundation efana ncimishi neskhumba sakho? Noma nje ninenkani?

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ufice iCrush yakho estolo uvele uthenge ama Tennis nama Lays nge Mali ye Klabishi

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Zulu Is Very Nice!
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake,but she ran out of eggs. So she went to her usual grocery store Emakhaya.
As she walked in,the owner Mkhize was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.she went back home and baked the cake.to her surprise the eggs were rotten (Abolile),so she went back to the store and this time Mkhize wasn’t there,but his wife Makhosi was there.
” Nomthandazo approached Mkhize’s wife and said,”Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosi,obviously shocked and upset asked:”Wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda wendoda yami abolile?! Nomthandazo replied:”Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe Lami..!

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WHITE:DON’T CRY MY BEAUTY ANGEL💞MOM LOVES YOU

BLACK:BIZANI INUNU IZOMUDLA

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Ave bejwayela ngasekhaya😕

mengihamba nezumba kuphuma u Mashu wonke🙆🏻‍♂

Mengihamba nesqubu akuphumi ngisho oyedwa umsoon

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Ngeke ndiphinde ndijole ku Facebook 😢😢😢😢😢never💔💔💔

Ngahlangana nomunye ubhuti kwenye yama group alana ku Facebook, Wangibhalela eceleni ku inbox ngagcina sengimnike ne number sesifonelana.

Sihambile iskhathi simane sixoxa sagcina sesijola ai kwabamnandi kakhulu futhi bekengekho umuntu ohlupha omunye 🤷‍♂️

Lobhuti uhlala eMzinkulu mina ngihlala eXobho .zihambile inyanga sizijolela naye sifounelana njalo kumnandi nje kwethu,ngenye imini wangibuza kuthi ngineminyaka engakanani ngamtshela yooo wavele wathuka

So ize sixoxa ke ngambuza ukuthi yini ngathi uyamothusa indaba yeminyaka yam whathi ngimncane kakhulu cz ungishiya ngo 20 years kodwa ngenxa yokuthi besesijwayelene and akabonakali ukuthi umdala savele saqhuba sashaya ngathi asboni.

Last week sixoxile sazama ukuhlela usuku esizobonana ngalo then sagcina ngelithi sizobonana kule weekend so wathi uzofika Friday.

Ngempela ufikile Friday wangifounela ethi asihlangane e town ngagibela ngasuka shwiii ngafika town yoooo sabonana wangigxumela ubhuti wangibamba ejabulile lapho usulekeni wangicabuza ngabona abantu besibuka😏

Sahamba sayothenga into esizoyidla endlini ei lapho sengijaheni vele ai sathenga sangena emotweni saya endlini

Sithe nje siqeda ngena ndlini ngabuyisa iscabha saqala sabambana yooo sacabuzana lapho asisakwazi nokuzibamba

Eish yaz siyangibambezela isizulu ncono ngiyisheshise lenkulumo ngesi Venda.

Nde vha zwi funa naa vha nyakwita,
Ndi amba vha ndevhe dza❤ mapangu
Ndi nne muvenda nga vala,
Ndi nne muvenda nga luambo,😘

Hune nda kanda hu sala gadiso,
Line la talusa nne👅 kha vhothe,
La talusa leri nandi haa,
Ndi nnyi muvenda mu bikwa na ive👅🍑

Leri ndi ene nne mutuka
Leri ndi nnyi 😝Munna murema,
Ene asa sa swi nga vhuswa,
Le ndi😭 nnyi Munna wa mmvi thumbuni,

Ndi nnyi ngalaha mavhongwe,🙄
Li no dzhena khimbali nga nayo,
Phindulo ya ri ndi Ene muvenda,
Muvenda mubikwa na ive la vhibva.😢

Ai kunzima ngempela 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔

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