Ngabe likhona igama lendoda yakho kulawa?
1.Sandile- mawufuna isfebe sendoda abadlulwa yisketi balala ngisho nogogo.
2.Bheki- bathanda ukuzenza obaba banemithetho eminingi.
3.Nathi- uma uyintombazane ethanda izidakwa ayke ufike ekhaya abadakelwa ukuth makube kuhle.
4.Spha- bazenza izinto ezinothando kanti cha banamatotolozi amancane.
5.Sthe- banebhadi lokwaliwa.
6.Sanele- akumanga uhubhu lukabhejane.
7.Ayanda- baqhatha amantombazane.
8.Sya- abazifezi izithembiso bakubambisa udonga olungawi kodwa bayathandeka.
9.Mthobisi- abayikhuphi imali ongoqo.
10.Nkululeko- bazenza izithenjwa kanti nabo bayazibhedela nje.
11.Sbu- amaplayboy okuqala okugcina.
12.Wise- bathanda ukuncengwa.
13.Thobani- bazenza msulwa kanti odoti abafebi kanje ngathi bathi ngibonwa yini.
14.musa- bathanda ucansi bangabamba ngisho uhlanya.
15.Nhlanhla- bathanda ukubhanqa abangani.
16.Xolani- banothando kodwa banebhadi lokufetshelwa.
17.Sboniso- Bazishimele nje qha.
18.Mlungisi- bazenza abaziphethe kahle kanti izishimane.
19.Sbonelo- bazenza abanezintombi kanti baqonywa ilezi ezifebayo.
20.Ntokozo- bazwana nokuziphotha n futhi bagangile kodwa ngeke usho ngendlela ababukeka ngayo
21 Lungelo – banothando olusheshe luphele n izigebengu ezibheke phansi
22. Sakhile akumanga kuyafiwa bathanda utshwala
23.Sipho -babukeka bemsulwa bazenza izinto ezilungile kanti bagangile n abazigcini izethembiso
24 Lindo- bazenza amakholwa kanti bakhohlakele
25. Themba banezinhliziyo ezimbi kodwa bayazifihla
26. Zama banothando oluyiscefe olukhulu
27. Mdu – banothando nd bayatetema benjalo nje.
Its a joke dnt take it personal!!!!!

ubani owakho?

“DLala ngama shi shi ”

Kusho ubabakho esiyalanda u plate number four emshadweni😂

Umuntu akaliwa, uyamziba nje iminyaka emihlanu then, uqhamuke usuthi
“Sesaxabana yini?”

Lento oyihleka ukuthi yenziwa kwi-Kaizer Chiefs, thina sihleka ukuthi yenziwa kumuntu wakho, kodwa qhubeka.

“ngizofaka kancane”
Which other begging line do you know??

SIKUJWAYELE LOKHU NJENGABANTU ABAMNYAMA:
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1. Silobole kuphele 5 years, umshado dololo.
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2. Abazihluphi nge-divorce, they just separate for the rest of their lives.
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3. Bahlezi be-late emasontweni, emsebenzini and everywhere else ngaphandle uma kuyiwa ebumnandini, especially when “Club entry is free before 11pm.”
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4. I-Diabetes siyibiza ngoshukela.
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5. I-toothpaste yonke ekhona ibizwa nge-Colgate.
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6. Ubathola be-driver imoto etown, ivuliwe amawindi ngisho kuthiwa liyana ngoba befuna ukubonwa or umuntu abamaziyo khona bezombingelela.
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7. Emicimbini baswenka beconse khona bezobukwa, kodwa abafiki nazipho (presents).
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8. Umndeni nomndeni kuba khona isihlobo esine-criminal record.
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9. Uma befa bashiya izikweletu, engabe bashiya amafa.
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10. Uma bephukelwe yifriji balenza ikhabethe.
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11. Uma begugelwe yiphentihosi balenza iduku.
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12. Ushaye u-callback uthi ungibhazile.
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13. Ugugelwe yithawula ulenze isikorobho.
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14. Isitsha se-Rama siphatha ngaso ukudla emsebenzini.
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15. Steelwool senziwe u-cricket.
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16. Umbhede usekwe ngezitini.
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17. Ibhodlela le-mayonnaise siliphendula ibhodlela likasawoti kumbe lika-curry powder.
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18. Sigeza sizikhuhle ngesaka lama-orintshi.
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19. Ama-corn flakes kuthiwa ama-Kellogs.
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20. RSVP, asiyazi leyo nto. It’s either siyafika or asifiki, usuyobona nawe.
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21. Sithenga izicathulo ezibizayo bese sihlobisa nge-cardboard lakhona.
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22. Container ye-yoghurt 1kg uma isiphelile sifaka kuyo steelwool, skirpoto nensipho yokugeza izitsha.
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23. Isaka lempuphu liphenduka ivovo lokuvova utshwala besintu.
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24. Isigubhu se-Powerade siphatha ngaso i-juice esikoleni. (Phika phela)
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25. Isigubhu sika-2 litha we-juice/wamasi sifaka kuso imbiza yokuchatha.
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26. Uma kuphela impuphu sibiyele ingadi ngesaka lempuphu.
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FAKA OKWAKHO NAWE SIHLEKE SONKE

Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO😑
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..

Ukuba i stepfather sekusegazini angisabuzi nokuth unayo yin ingane

Akyikh into ebuhlungu njengokuqanjelwa amanga emcimbini kuthiwe sewudlile