Why i stopped dating men from Makokoba ME: Babey, ngisekombini ngyabuya uthe ngiyehlele nga?
HIM: drop off esihlahleni lesana abagwazela khona irasta leliyana, then uhambe ngetara ekuleft, uzadlula ishabhini okuthwenisa ama shake shake so, then go streit, uzabona indlu lapho amapholisa agcwele khona ethatha ama fingerprints ewindini, thne wena turn right. Uzahamba kancane uzthola lapho okulabantu abanengi khona, ngikhonaphana ngibukele izaguru!

Ngahlulwa i maths yase taxin
ngaze ngamemeza
BAKHOKHE BONKE E FRONT SEAT
YASE BACKSEAT$

Ngemva kokutshumayela omama bebandla koLwesine umfundisi uyabuza:

Pastor:Lacina nini bomama ukutshela omkenu liyabathanda
Omama: Hawu lamhlanje ekuseni.
Pastor: Liqiniso lelo sure?
Omama: Liqiniso Man of God Pastor
Worayithi omunye lomunye kathumele umkakhe ku WhatsApp ethi “I love you”…
Benza njalo bonke. UMfundisi wasesithi tshintshanani amafoni. Ngesikhathi esincane impendulo ezabuya lapho? Zahle zanetha njengezulu.

1. Kanti e church selinatha ithothotho yini?
2. Ufunani lamuhla?
3. Wrong number ‍
4. Usutshayelele imota yami futhi?
5. Lamhla izulu lizakuna sibili
6. Uzangitshela kuhle wena wule ukuthi ubukhuluma lobani la
7. Njenganini? Kutheni lamhla?
8. Udakiwe
9. Uyangihlolela
10. Hamba khatshana le
11. Kulesigqoko osifunayo yini?
12. Uyahlanya
13. Uyaphupha yini?
14. Angisahambi lapho ebengisiya khona ngingabhewuka
15. Sokulesihlobo sakho esifikileyo yini?

Lesson: Always love your spouse

UMoyo loNcube bahleli ngaphansi kwesihlahla,uMoyo aqale indaba:. Uyazi Ncube kithi eFilabusi kwakekwabanjwa umlamba oyi100 metres, athule uNcube laye adubuke ngokuthi kithi eNyathi kutholakale iskepe esasetshenziswa kuworld war 2 lokhu silayithile. UMoyo athi lawe lapha usufake isawudo kakhulu.uNcube abesesithi ndoda lawe yehlisa amametres akho lami ngibesengicitsha amalayithi

Namhlanje kumhlaka 25 usuku lokubizwa My Love, Babey, Sweetheart lamanye nje amagama aromantic.
Khoninto efunekayo ke lapho

My wife took myphone and deleted Dineo’s number and saved her number as Dineo.
You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my Dineo. I then got an SMS from Dineo asking for airtime. I rushed to the spaza, bought the airtime, and sent it to Dineo. She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.
When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if Dineo had received the airtime. I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, “Call me now”.
I got out of the house to make the call.
Me:(whispering) Neo baby zkhiphani?
My wife:”Futsek ngena endlini”. Ngisami phandle lamanje ngingene njani endlini kodwa?