*Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla. Angifuni doti phansi kwami*

Dear Zulus
‘
I’m just a messenger,Bathi..
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1.You said you are going to kill Van Damme..we did not ask you why.
2.You said nigibela phez’u ko mbede..nobody complained.
3.Then you went and told us that Umlilo wa Big Nuz uyashisa singa ulogothi..we didn’t ask why we shouldn’t logothi that Mlilo.
4.Phuzekhemisi told us “njalo nje Imbizo”..we did not ask about your imbizo.
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So nina Mazulu..nisthathaphi isbindi..where do you take the liver to ask us about Idibala?Yi idabala yethu..se yekeni se idibale.Angithi azanke se ni botšiše ngo Van dam??Nathi se tlogeleng..sfuna ku idibala thina
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Sincerely Yours
Idibala Spokesperson

PHÖNË RÏNGS.
Sindi : hello!
Nyaa : phuma!
Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle?
Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina alinginethi yini?
Sindi : babe ngeke ukwaz’ ukuyisho kusasa lento ofuna ukungitshela yona okanye uyisho la ecingweni?
Nyaa : kanti yini inkinga yakho ,angani mina ngyanethwa? Ungenwe yini ngempela
sindi : okungcono wena woza layindlin
Nyaa : okey ngivulele emnyango ke
sindi : (evula emnyango) yini kodwa wafika ngemvula sithandwa sam wat happened?
Nyaa : bengizokutshelaukth … ANGEKE NGIZE NAMUHLANJE,LIYANA

Impela ezulwini ziyabuya kukhona uVelaphii no Sdumo noBhongo
noJesu uhleka kakhulu aze akhohlwe izono zethu..

After you drop her off, you hear kidz argue
“Unamanga lena emlethe izolo it was A GTI lena i i R-Line ned Zimhlophe zoy2

I rather date a virgin. Ngob ngyaz lgadiwe vele,than to date uMak Boy ozoth yaz ekhaya ngphuma ngob ngthunyiwe kphela, namanj ungbon ngthunyiwe nje.

On a Friday, kwitekisi eya KwaMashu, kukhale i-phone iphendule intombazane, ”Baby, I’m in a taxi ngiyobona ugogo eMlazi, ngicela ungifakela i-airtime.”

Kukhale enye i-phone iphendule enye intombazane, ”Baby, ngisaya emshadweni kamzala ePMB, ngizobuya Monday.”

Kukhale enye iphendule nenye, ”Baby, kushone umalume I’m in a taxi manje eya eMpangeni, ngicela ungifakela imali yokubuya.”

Wabe esekhalile uMdelwa e-back seat, ”We-driver awungehlise! Kanti iyaphi kahle kahle le taxi?”