Uthi intozakho zilunge kanjani usakhotha I 
bese ukhuluma nendlozi
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Utombona abusy atikhalisa utsi kutsi uxoba anyanisi
kani ukhaliswa bungwadla bakhe
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who else hates lamakhekhe Avulwa njenge Condom kuma Choice Assorted?
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Asivale amehlo: “Ola, Jesu Bra yami! Ngizakuwe ngingenafokol ngizoringa nawe ukuthi kushubile elay’fini kuntswembu bra yam. Amajita aya khawathana, abanye ngapha baya bhodisana. Mina ngibonga i-protection os’gaya yona elke dag! Le outy abathi uSatan neskeem sayo bafuna ukus’lahlisa iside, but atleast wena uyaspana ngokusivikela, sure! Nguwe owanika u David ikrag yoku trapa u-Goliath! Nguwe owavaya namaGents akwa- Israel esgangeni banga khawathwa yi-niks!! Mara bra Jesu mpintshi’yami wabhodela ama-flop ethu, sorry nga-daai ding, uyang’thola? If mina nezimpintshi zami besikhona daar, besizothatha iside yakho skeem sam! Asseblief, ringa neGrootman lakho uJehova asixolele. Sicela i-Life egrand, inyuku e-baie, negawulo! Olla Bra yam, 8tada!! AMEN.
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Ukuthi unezingane wena uzele akusho ukuthi uyakwazi ukwenza isex. Uyakhohlwa ukuthi akuthathanga mizuzu mingaki ukuthi inkukhu ibeke iqanda.
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Webazali aniyeke UKUBA namagqubu niqambe ingane amagama akudala kade ngise clinic ngyobingelela imantshi
Ucc ubiza ingane yakhe ena 3 years years
Her: yewena BHEKIZIZWE AWUBUYE LAPHO BANGAZE BAKUNTSHONTSHE
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Ave iyisicefe lento yakho yokuzibona ukuthi ukhule ukudlula abantu abadala nabazali bakho ngoba naku wena uzala kakhulu. (Hlonipha baby train)
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“Asphumen siyphumuz” kusho mina ngo 02:23am
After buying my house 
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Uthi unendoda usho intengaphuz ….
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.let’s not argue… Ucc wakho loyo
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Baf’ethu nodadewethu, let’s normalise ukushera i-post eyodwa at least from this page ngosuku.
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Kwasho ishangane selidakiwe
“SUKA EMANGQUZENI”
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Mantombazana ngicela ningibuzele kulabo bhuti be straight-back ukuthy yin inkinga yabo…..ngoba no usher akasawendzi lama simba no jub jub imbala. .
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Ngemva kokutshumayela omama bebandla koLwesine umfundisi uyabuza:
Pastor:Lacina nini bomama ukutshela omkenu liyabathanda
Omama
: Hawu lamhlanje ekuseni.
Pastor: Liqiniso lelo sure
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Omama: Liqiniso Man of God Pastor
Worayithi omunye lomunye kathumele umkakhe ku WhatsApp 
ethi “I love you”
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Benza njalo bonke. UMfundisi wasesithi tshintshanani amafoni. Ngesikhathi esincane impendulo ezabuya lapho? Zahle zanetha njengezulu. 
1. Kanti e church selinatha ithothotho yini? 
2. Ufunani lamuhla? 
3. Wrong number 
4. Usutshayelele imota yami futhi? 
5. Lamhla izulu lizakuna sibili 
6. Uzangitshela kuhle wena wule ukuthi ubukhuluma lobani la
7. Njenganini? Kutheni lamhla? 
8. Udakiwe
9. Uyangihlolela 
10. Hamba khatshana le 
11. Kulesigqoko osifunayo yini? 
12. Uyahlanya 
13. Uyaphupha yini? 
14. Angisahambi lapho ebengisiya khona ngingabhewuka
15. Sokulesihlobo sakho esifikileyo yini?
Lesson: Always love your spouse
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Taxi Driver: “Wendoda yegwinya, uzongisiza ungikhiphele lona ngewindi!”
Kushiwo kimi. 
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Utsi Usayikhipha Nje Ivele Itsi “Kudzala Udla Ngami Mfana Wami,
Ake Usidle Ngemlomo Kuphela Namuhla!!!”.
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Shortest conversation I have ever had with a woman:
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Me: Ithin iNumber yakho
Her : Ayisho lutho, why?
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