Ngibingelela ama khosazane ase slungwin amahle nanike makhosazane akwa Zulu nezishwapha nehluzu & ubumbi
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Sometimes ukusebenza estolo uyadeleleka. Nangu omunye uzongbuza ngokudla kwezinja ukuthi “YIKUPHI OKUMNANDI ?”. Nali ibhadi lami 😡😡😡
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Guys, ngicela umuntu nomuntu enze sure ukuthi ugogo wakhe ulele ubusuku bonke. Kumele siphumelele sonke phela nathi this year
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
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wemaNdaba ngidedele uzoyibona Indoda la izovuka khona ngizokwenza doti, kwasho uKiyo esemphindile unkosikazi, ungamdedela wena umuntu esesho kanje aw ngeke Mina bandla
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Kusechurch uyatshumayela umfundisi athi, “Bazalwane kasisiqapheleni lesisitho esilaso…
Ivume ichurch, ” Ameeeeen mfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho bazalwane sibi…
Athi uNyaa kuKhumbu, “Kanti jeki umfundisi uqale kuhle nje…
Umfundisi, “Lesisitho sincane kodwa sichithe imizi bandla
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeen…
UNyaa aphinde, “Mina kangisathandi linto ekhulunywa ngumfundisi…
Umfundisi, “Amadoda aze ashiya lemizi…
Aqale ukucunuka uNyaa, loKhumbu akubone lokho azame ukumqinisa…
Umfundisi, “Kanti labomama kabasanelisi lokuzibamba…
Nyaa:, “Mina skeem sengihamb kodwa ambambe uKhumbu…
Umfundisi, “Bazalwane lesisitho esisebenza simanzi bazalwane bami ngoba lami ngiyasisebenzisa bathandekayo siyingozi…
Asukume ame ngenyawo uNyaa…
Umfundisi acabange ukuthi liyangena izwi kumzalwane uNyaa kanti labanye abazalwane labo sebesukuma…
Aqhubeke umfundisi, “Ngoba bazalwane ukusibunandi bonalobo nxa sisisebenzisa lesisitho Halleluyaaaaa bandla leNkosi (aze eqe etshibilike umfundisi)
Nyaa: “Singihamba Khue, ngamanyala lawa…etsho ethi tshompo ngewindi adle phansi…
Amfundisi, “Bazalwane ngithi asilubambeni ulimi singalwekeleli…
Ichurch, “Ameeeeeeen nceku yeNkosi…
Akhiphe phandle ikhanda ngewindo uKhumbu ememeza uNyaa, “Phenduka jeki umfundisi akakhulumi ngayoooooo…
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Nezitolo zama make up ziyavalwa ngzonihleka ngize ngicashe ngamasosha 😂😂😂
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Me: Bae World Cup Phelile
Her : Njenge Relationship Yetsu
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Muntu nje umbone ku profile picture
kuthi lo akakaze nje ayidle iPizza
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La ekhaya banenkani, bathi i-Ultra Mel izovulwa ngoNew Year! 😕😢
Kodwa amaChoice Assorted neMayonnaise yavulwa ngoKhisimusi.
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Ngihleka ngize ngisuze, ngiyabathanda abantu, ngiyathanda ukuhleka
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Umuntu avele abe nekhanda elikhulu engathi yilemonto e deliver inobholi
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“DLala ngama shi shi ”
Kusho ubabakho esiyalanda u plate number four emshadweni😂
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some girls baryt kuma selfies not ama full pics…
ezi fish ezi!!!
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Wife & husband watching soccer
Wife; Swettie kanti lo ugqokeleni okungafanani labanye?
Husband: Ngukeeper olinde igedi
After 5 min
Wife: Ingani ukeeper usegijima phakathi igedi lisele lobani?
Husband: Lo ngureferee aso keeper
Wife,: Manje ureferee wenza msebenzi bani?
Husband: Nguye ocontroller igame.
After ,10 min
Wife: Hawu, ingani usemi phandle futhi ureferee?
Husband: Lo nguassistant referee kumbe ulinesman
Wife: Usefuna ukusubstituter urefferee ophakathi?
Husband: Hayi usebenzela khonaphana along the line.
After 30 seconds
Wife: Manje iflegi aseyiphakamisile ngeyaliphi ilizwe?
Husband: Yoh yoh yoh! Lamuhla ngakubona okukhulu, ngapha iteam yami iyadliwa ngapha ngibuzwa izinto ezingelangqondo!
🙌🙌🙌ukubukela ibhora lomfazi so!
IWORLD CUP ISIFIKILE ASAZI!
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Ebona😥 kahle Ugugelwa ama under phambi kwakhe…uqeda uyamitha🤰umuntu
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