Umunt umgcine eshaya ivosho dukuduku akasavuki muthi ubhekisa ikhanda phans kant uphindisela ibele ku Bra ey december!!

Umfana onjani othi mumvusa for
i-Morning glory athi uyazela yena!!

I’m 100% Sure Ukuthi Lentombazane Epheka Isombo Lase KFC iSingle Phela No Husband cn stand
tht shit

Udakwe uze ubingelele i-mop uthi “ahhoyi Rasta man”

Leendokuhle Lee Mkhabela>
Indoda e broke uybona ngokuth mayzamula iphume inyembezi

Uthi unendoda usho intengaphuz ….
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.let’s not argue… Ucc wakho loyo

Him: Bbe uyeza angith njob ku Chrismas

Her: Ngiyeza kodwa angeke senze lutho!!

Ay ziyahlupha ivakashi yaz

1-Zifika iChrger aziphethe
2-Sekunamakamero esingasangeni kalula kuwo ngoba kulaliswa zona
3-Ziyadla too much bt azisizi ngalutho egceken
4-Hlezi zicofana nephne nd mazifonelwa ayi ring ihlez iku silence or vibration
5-I hope anisihlebi lapho ko whatsap ngoba buzophela nya ubuhlobo!!!

2018 sfuna lokhu

Him: Bae ngcel kuba nawe today

Her: Eish angikho yaz, bt kzoza uSisi wami ..Love you!!

Lento yenu yokushintsha uPende ngoDecember siyadideka mese sibuya sidakiwe

Teacher :Ubizwa ngani umunt oposter njalo ku facebook

Mdelwa: Umphostoli!!

Yaz majita lento yokwenza ucansi umunt wesfazane abe ngaphezulu isingfake ehlazwen ..ryt now i’m pregnant!!

My doctor advise me today he said

“Eeeh Mr Sibiya u shld phuza beer so that uzobuyela emzimbeni wakho” Thanks doctor God Bless You