Teacher: Class give me names of animals you know
Thabiso: Hippopotamus
Thomas: Hippopo Thabiso
Teacher: Thomas uyahlanya yini?
Thomas: haai yena why ethi hippopothomas laye ngu hippopo thabiso….

UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.

Rich and His girlfriend went to London for holidays. The following night his girlfriend screamed “igundwane,igundwane weee!!!!”
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So they decided to inform room service but they both don’t know the English word for “igundwane”
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Rich: Hello room service
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Room service: Hello sir how can I help you?
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Rich: Mmmmm do you know Tom and Jerry
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Room service: Of course yes, I know them
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Rich: Jerry is here!

ZULU is very nice.
One day Nomthandazo wanted to bake a cake, but she ran out of eggs. So she
went to her usual grocery store emakhaya. As she
walked in, the owner, Muzikayifani, the owner, was there and she asked him for a dozen eggs.
She went back home and baked the cake. To her surprise the eggs were
rotten/(abolile), so she went back to the store and this time Muzikayifani wasn’t
there, but his wife Makhosazana was there.
Nomthandazo approached Makhosazana and said “Uyazi ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yakho abolile?” Makhosazana, obviously shocked and upset said: “wazi kanjani ukuthi amaqanda we ndoda yami abolile?” Nomthandazo replied, ” Woza uzo nuka ikhekhe lami

Abazali balezi nsuku,ngenxa yetechnology sebenika abantwana amabizo athi:

Smartphone Nxumalo
Bluetooth Bhebhe
Sending Moyo
Google Mpala
Nokia Dube
Blackberry Gumede
Facebook Mabhena
Pending Ncube
Samsung Ndlovu
Internet Sibanda
Opera mini Tshuma
Application Hlabangana
Camera Ndiweni
Battery Dlamini
Memory card Maseko
Music Mlotshwà
Loading Hadebe
Video Khumalo
Delete Phiri
Game Ngwenya
Twitter Ngulube
Calling Siwela
File manager Khupe
Contacts Mpofu
Missed call Nkomo
Message Ndebele

Uyaphi nje ku February
unendoda eyodwa

mifa lento ngakashayi nomhlaka 14
uzoth buwenzan

Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day

syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day

Kunzima ukuba yindoda :(.
Imagine ukuba nento evele iqine nje ime without your permission

Shuuuu :D