Yesterday I was at the mall, when I went to a public toilet. Immediately when I sat down. i had this conversation with an unknown
man
Man: hello
Me: yebo
Man: what are you doing there
Me: same thing you are doing there I guess
Man : baby I’m too horny ngingeza ngalapho
Me: (surprised ) Bhuti asazani mina nawe so please singaphaphelani
Man: okay baby, oh before I forget ngizokupha le R2200
Me : ( thinking “but R2200 for one round is a lot of money”) okay ke bhudi
Man : thank honey
Me:(by that time besengicabange lentsha tsha icavella) yiza Phela, but you must give me the money first
Man : baby I have to call you later there’s some idiot who answer all my question when I’m talking to you

Ngokuthi nje “ngicela ungifonele after 10 minutes ngisabheka iparking” sebeng buka kabi la taxin ungafunga ukuth ngikhuluma nabo.

Usathi ulwela iSpace sok’hlala eBusini Bavele bathi ‘ mnikeni iHalls yoooh singaze sife

Men cheat – Women forgive😭
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Women cheat -Mpama👋, mpama👋, mpama👋, superman punch 👊, ese dizzy njalo Super kick ba ngathi😑 yaphakama athi RKO😭
Gqiba uhambe uyotshaya cigarette yakho🚬😂

Ngiyavuma, imizi ayifani, kodwa kwaNtuli bawuthathaphi umshanelo obhalwe ukuthi Grade 9A?

There are statements in life I will never understand,
like “If you really love him, let him go” 😭
Hayibo uyaphi ngimthanda😂💔

Umona uwubona lapho umuntu ejikijela izinja ngamatshe uma ezibona zikhwelana. Hhayi bo! Eyodwa yalezi zinja yi-ex yakho yini?

Usunayo yin imali kaMalume kusasa noma kuzondiza iGown ePink engaboshiwe usuyochaza?