LABO SISI ABADLA INHLABATHI IBONA ABAZALA O
BRICKLAYER NO DAKA BOY
Loading views...
Sub Categories
Girlfriend : Bbe😍
Boyfriend : Yes hun❤
Girlfriend : Sacela ngiphe imali ngiyafa yindlala
Boyfriend : Unayo i change ye R100?
Girlfriend :Yes boo😘😍
Boyfriend : Sebenzisa yona ke
Loading views...
Ayize i Fathers Day
Ni post labo baba
Abondla ibhomu ewuwena
Loading views...
ISIDINGO…..THE NEED
IMBEWU….THE SEED
YIN OKUNYE OKULANDELAYO???😂😂😂✋
INSANGU…..THE WEED
Loading views...
Her : Yoooh Ungigcokele Kahle yaz😍
Him : Angigcokelanga Wena
Loading views...
STEPFATHER: ningphatheleni namhlanje zingane?
I’NGANE:sipheth baba wethu
Loading views...
Ladies indoda inikezwa uthando qhaa.
Ofuna ikhekhe umbonise istove abhake.
Singaphelelwa osisi bethu.
Loading views...
uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”
•
Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”
•
(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)
•
Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”
•
Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”
•
Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.
•
Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”
Loading views...
Selokhe kwaqa amakhaza khaza awasekho lama post
Athi amadoda yizinja
Loading views...
Ladies, sorry to say this…
But if you looking for a perfect man to love you, you won’t find him because he was hung on the cross many years ago.
My advice to you is “Bamba lokho okuvukile”.
Loading views...
Ladies sikwi Relationship not Catering business
so umuntu makasuke kubo edlile
Loading views...
Whites:ATM
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:washing machine
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:hair clipper
Zulu’s:Mshini
Whites:pencil sharpener
Zulu’s:Mashing
Whites:big car
Zulu’s:Mshini
White:Zuma
Zulu’s:Mshini
Maabsbosh
Loading views...
Inbox your crush and say “Yaz abantu bayangsukela bathi Syajola.
.
Thank me later
Loading views...
Whites: Pass me that ear buddy. My ears are itchy.
Blacks: Nxxx awungiphe usiba lwenkukhu lapho yazi kune ex yami engihlebayo.
Loading views...
Umkhwenyana ufika komamazala bambuze sikuthelele idrink or sikuphekele itiye; aphendule umkhwenyana athi lingithelele idrink okwakathesi lisafake amanzi epapa engaboiler lingikhiphele icup yetiye, beseliyaphehlela,lingikhiphele iporidge; beselibonda lingiphe ipapa ngidle esiseleyo lingivubele amahewu
Loading views...
Kumnandi ku-2018, kuyaphiliswana kuma-relationships.
–
GIRL 1: “Hey, ngithole inamba yakho efonini kaSiya. UZanele lo okhuluma naye, naye ujola nawe angithi?”
–
GIRL 2: “Ja, uSlie lona. Yebo ngijola naye uSiya.”
–
ZANELE: “Uyazi ngifica ku-clean endlini, nguwe yini obukhona?”
–
SLIE: “Nope, ngigcine ngoKhisimusi mina. Awubuze uNomsa uma’ wengane, mhlawumbe nguye. 071 263…”
–
*UZanele afonele uNomsa (baby mama)*
–
ZANELE: “Hi, ukhuluma noZanele, lo ojola no-baby daddy wakho.”
–
NOMSA: “Oh, ja ngiyakwazi. Ngike ngazibona izithombe zakho efonini yakhe. Ngiyayithanda i-short hair yakho ‘yazi.”
–
ZANELE: “Ncooh, ngiyabonga girl. Awusho, uwena yini obusendlini? Ngisho ngoba ngifica ku-clean, ngifuna ivest emhlophe ebikubhaskidi wezimpahla kanye nezicathulo ebeziphansi kombhede.”
–
NOMSA: “Ivest isewodrophini kulezi nto ezi-ayiniwe zagoqwa kahle. Izicathulo zibheke ngenhla, khona lapho ngaphansi kombhede ngakwi-side elilala ubabakhe.”
–
ZANELE: “Ey, wayidlala girl! Ngiyabonga. Bengikhathele, bengingeke ngilunge yi-washing.”
–
NOMSA: OK, love ayikho inkinga. Angiwa-ayinanga amabhulukwe, ubowaqedela doll.”
–
ZANELE: “Alright, will do.”
–
*UZanele afonele uSlie*
–
ZANELE: “Thanks, ngimtholile.”
–
SLIE: “OK, sthandwa. You’re welcome.”
Loading views...