I wonder baphelelephi nge cinnamon milk.
Or they realized ukuthi you can’t close a pothole ngebisi

Girls👯🏽stop naming your babies “Junior”.
Uzokhula lomuntu.
Imagine being called ” Mkhulu Junior”.

Uthi utshontsha ama
niknaks engane uvele
uhlangane nelimanzi

First Line of every Sangoma
“Ngibona👀 Ubumnyama”

uNyaa wayehamba ethandaza “Nkulunkulu ngingadobha $10 ngizakhipha $1 okwetshumi ngingadobha $100 ngizakhipha $10 ngingadobha $1000 ngizakhipha $100”
kwenzakala wadobha $900 wezwakala ethi “aaah Thixo uhlakaniphile uhle wakhipha eyakho”

*Namuhla amanzi okugeza awele impukane ngahle ngawalahla. Angifuni doti phansi kwami*

Ngeke sishade sonke bafethu.
Buka nje Aunt Caroline ubhiz ne rice

Ngthenge i Aunt Caroline(Rice) estolo sama China,
only to found out that u Aunt
oseplastikini akazifakile izibuko futh udiniwe akahleki.

Father- 2000
Mother-2001
Child-2018
Family-Takalani sesame

SENGYOZE NGIFE NGAYIQHUBANGA INTWALA NGEWISA

Zulu girls be like:
“i might be stupid kodwa angisona isilima”
Hebanaa

Ever since Messi came to South Africa
has started playing not very well.
Nithakathe ingani yabantu guys ne??

Umphuzise umngane wakho adakwe umuzwe esethi
yabona mfethu Mina la emhlabeni angina umngane

Uthi ushaya i style uvele uthole piece weSolezwe eznqeni za mamaz