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u Busiswa umithi
Niyabonake Zenziwa njan iytarring
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Usuke ubalekelani Uma kunetha imvula
Noma ungay’shiya vele?
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Ngenkathi ngisasebenza e-zoo ngaxoshwa ngoba ngingalivalanga isango. Ibhadi lami.
I mean, ubani owayengantshontsha ibhubesi?
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Kule genge ka “Happy birthday to myself…” ngithi nje sengathi neRest In Peace ningazenzela. ✋🏼 😐
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Ngithole i-call from a car tracking company, bathi imoto yam i-outside the province! 😲 Bangibuze ukuthi ngabe yimi yini oyishayelayo, ngivele ngakhushukelwa i-BP same time. 😩
Yimi lowaya ngithwala izandla ekhanda, ngadonsa amaguzu ami ngayobamba itekisi ngibheke e-police station. 😕 Ngafika sengihefuzelisa okwengulube, angisakwazi nok’khuluma. 😣 Ngithi ngichaza udaba athi u-captain: “Yehlisa umoya ndoda, bese uchaza kahle.”
Anginike amanzi, ngiphuze. Ubuye umqondo ukuth no maaan, anginamoto mina! 🤔 Ngingumahlalela. Ngikutshela ukuthi ngibuye sengibuya ngeveni yamaphoyisa.
Kumele ngibuyele ensangwini, uyazi bengi-right ngizibhemela.
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Me: Mngani vuka
Friend : Hhmm 😴😴😴
Me: Mngani vuka nayi ibeer🍻
Friend: 😲😲 Iphi?
Mention that Friend of yours
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SBU:gogo ngiphasile
Gogo:manje ngenzen
😂😂😂😂😂
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Uthi uyamduduza umuntu uthi kuzolunga, avele athi: “Nini?”
Ngizokwazi ngani-ke mina?
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Imagine As You Enter Heaven And Jesus Asks
“Onore Xikwembu Ke Mang”?
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I dont date for looks but nawe ungabi mubi mubi bii ngathi une criminal record
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That moment when you pass by Church and the Postor be like
“bazalwane uSathane uyadlula”
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ust imagine when you are posting your partner on facebook. 😂 😂 😂
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Then some people comment things like, “Uyazi uzogula wena shame”.
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PHÖNË RÏNGS.
Sindi : hello!
Nyaa : phuma!
Sindi : kanjan izulu lina kanje phandle?
Nyaa : ucabanga ukuthi mina alinginethi yini?
Sindi : babe ngeke ukwaz’ ukuyisho kusasa lento ofuna ukungitshela yona okanye uyisho la ecingweni?
Nyaa : kanti yini inkinga yakho ,angani mina ngyanethwa? Ungenwe yini ngempela
sindi : okungcono wena woza layindlin
Nyaa : okey ngivulele emnyango ke
sindi : (evula emnyango) yini kodwa wafika ngemvula sithandwa sam wat happened?
Nyaa : bengizokutshelaukth … ANGEKE NGIZE NAMUHLANJE,LIYANA
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INDODA YANGEMPELA IGEZA NGO PETROL MAQEDE YOTHE UMLILO😏☝
~THE REST HELLOW LADIES
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“Festa!”
“Tsego!”
“Teti!”
“Foti!”
“Fifti!”
“Siksti!”
“Mina ngiyi-ollie!”
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Ukhala ngokuthi umthukile Uma ethi unuka njengama sokisi eSecurity.Anuka kanjani vele,wena oseduze kwalo.
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