Wake waphuza 2 nyana wasusiwa ngephutha, bathi hamba uyelala sudakwe kakhulu, wathi uyachaza ukuthi uwe ngephutha, bathi buyeke buyakudelelisa?

ust imagine when you are posting your partner on facebook. 😂 😂 😂
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Then some people comment things like, “Uyazi uzogula wena shame”.

Uyinike uR500 intombi yakwaNongoma uzwe isithi
“kodwa kungani ungilobolela emgwaqweni?”.

Yini oyenzakho kini mawusele wedwa?
Me:ngikhuma ushukela,ngisule ngendwangu yezitsha phansi manginqena ukuyocinga i mop,ngikwapune i peanut butter ngomunwe,ngiphuze i drink ngomlomo,ngisule izitsha ngempahla engisuke ngiyigqokile.

Wena????

Even if I die without a car
Oksalayo ngiyo hamba ngayo emathuneni

When You Swallow Your Pride And Text First Then You Get Blue Ticked And You Hear Your Pride Saying “Yah I Told You Uyaphapha”

Bonke labo sisi abamnandi siyacelwa eCambridge kusasa ngo-9 ekuseni, angazi ama-combo, umbondo, kwanjani njani.

So Nkunzi is dating Gabisile, whom he has a child with.
Gabisile who is Qhabanga’s ex wife.
Qhabanga who is dating Nkunzi’s ex wife
Nkunzi who is Qhabanga’s brother
Qhabanga who is Nosipho’s ex.
Nosipho who is MaNgcobo’s child
MaNgcobo who is Nkunzi’s ex wife

Yoh 👐 Uzalo’s writer is DRUNK XEM