“Bharakwana, Bharakwana!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Isibhedlel’esikhulu!”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasiza uNgidi.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ephuk’umlenze.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Sasidlal’umadl’i-atchar.”
*clap, clap, clap*
“Ngaphansi kombhede.”
*clap, clap, clap*
(Qhubeka)
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UNyaar uya eskoleni. Uhamba uyadlala, uhubhana namantombazane. Uma efika sekunothisha eclasin and udinwe ufile.
Teacher: Nyaar ngoba ulate uzongena ngokuphendula umbuzo la. Khetha, ngikubuze owodwa onzima noma elula emihlanu?
Nyaa: Owodwa onzima.
Teacher: Okey, zingaki izinkanyezi esibhakabhakeni?
Nyaa: 5000 sir.
Teacher: Ukuthathaphi lokho?
Nyaa: No!! Sivumelene ngombuzo owodwa, manje lo omunye uvelaphi? Suka emnyango ngingene.
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Uma wake wathunywa i-spoon ekhishini wafike wasisula ngeskibha, ngilandele. 🚶🏽 🚶🏽 ISilo samabandla sifuna ukukhuluma nawe mayelana nenhlonipho nokuziphatha. 😐
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Honestly I never thought ukuthi sizophuza umqombothi sihole nempesheni at this age 😭
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Namuhla eCreche
Teacher : Soon , sooner….qedelela!
Bundle of joy : Soonanyoko😂😂
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Musani ukucasha masinibona emaclinic.Sonke syagula,
akekho osuke ezowithdrawer imali😂😂😂
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Whites: stop the car please…
Blacks: hooooo whoaaaaaa hooooo……
😂mara black people….eeeeh nilale
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Ngeskathi bekusaGembulwa(Bet) ebholeni abanye bethu bebengena eMatch(in) ngoba bekhuphe imali
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Her:Can I saw you now!
Him:NGATHI HLUKANA NE ENGLISH WENA
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Saying “Otsamaye Hantle”To A Person With Kiss Madolo Is Disrespect Mara
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Noma ungajola uze uphelelwe uthando
Kodwa mawumubi bayakudlala
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Ayikho intombazane emaphenti awu4 unless inkwa umlungu wamayo
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yaz’ abantu abadala bayathanda ukuthi thina we are a lost generation

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But umangibuka khumbul’ ekhaya yibona abafunwayo
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Ave bejwayela ngasekhaya😕
mengihamba nezumba kuphuma u Mashu wonke🙆🏻♂
Mengihamba nesqubu akuphumi ngisho oyedwa umsoon
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Umuntu akuxoxele indaba abesethi ungatshenimuntu uchaza ukuthi wena unebhokisi lezindaba yini
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Wellcome to the Bible:
Yini kodwa lento kaMaria yokuthandala noJosefa kodwa akhuleliswe nguMoya ongcwele bese ezala iNdodana kaDavide?
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