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Kulonyaka siyolala yini, nangu uDr Malinga uthule nje akasinik kwasignal nje lokhu.

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Angilwi!! Ngicel ukbuza kulaba abanempandla if begeza bayigeza kanye nekhanda or kanye nobuso

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Uncenge i Danone yomntwana uze uhambe ngamadolo uthi:
“Dlisa inja Nana”

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PLEASE WAIT!!!!
Izolo ngidlule kwiATM kunemadlana ebengiyifuna. Uma ngifika kuyo okokuqala uthi, Please insert your card. Nempela ngilifafile. Uphindile wathi please enter your pin code, nalokho, waphinda wathi select the amount, ngakwenza nalokho. Kuthe uma sengikwenzile konke lokhu wase ungivezela amagama amakhulu athi :
THE TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS, PLEASE WAIT…
Ngivumele ekuseni ngithi kuwe, ukholo lwakho ulusebenzisile, wazila ukudla, wakhuleka kodwa ubona sengathi akwenzeki lutho empilweni yakho. Ngithi kuwe mana ungasuki, ngoba isicelo sakho sisalungiswa, Linda. Into engenze ngalinda ukuthi ikhadi lami bese liphakathi emshinini, nePin code sengiyifakile. Uma bengingajaha ngihambe ongilandelayo ubezothola izinto zami. Hhayi ngoba umthandazo wakho ungezwakali, hhayi ngoba ukuzila kwakho kungezwakali, hhayi nhoba ukunikela kwakho kungabonakali
But ukuthi nje , YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS wena okwakho ukulinda.

Musa ukusola, musa ukubona sengathi wena wadalelwa ukuhlupheka wait patiently because your prayers are being processed. Ungasuki eNkosini linda kuze kulunge. Ngiyazi sekunzima, akusemnandi kodwa uma sekubuya izinto zakho uzobe usuhleka wedwa. YOUR TRANSACTION IS BEING PROCESS, PLEASE WAIT !
Kuwe kukhulu okusengenzeka, basheshe bakudela, bakulahla kanti basazokudinga. Mngane mina as Selibona Nyaa abanengi bangazi ngamaJokes kuphela kufacebook, kodwa iqiniso yikuthi injongo yami is more than that. uJesu wathi esevukile ebonakala kubafundi bakhe wabayala ukuthi benze izizwe zonke zibe ngabafundi, mina lawe silomlandu wokuhambisa umlayezo kaThixo ezizweni zonke. Abazalwane abanengi bathi ifacebook yinto yezweni. Angeke ngibaphikise but mina angivumi. Izwi leNkosi vele kumele liye kulabo abasebuthakathaka, abasesemnyameni coz yibo abalidingayo. Uyabe umgezisani umntwana nxa engaba evele e clean kanti? Omelwe yikugeza ngongcolileyo, thus y loJesu wayehamba ebonakala engena ezindlini zezoni. Kufabeook ayikho leyodwa iPost eCopyright protected, there is no copying iStatus somuntu, its SHARING.

Ma ubala this message ungakaphendukeli eNkosini azi ukuthi iNkosi isikukhethile already, kusele nje ukuthi uvume. Ngokwenkonzo yebo mina ngingumpostoli, lawe ngikubizela ekukhanyeni okunjalo, kodwa wena ma ungayithandi le inkonzo ngikubizela noma yiphi inkonzo oyibona ikulungele, as long kutshunyayelwa ukuthi uJesu uyinkosi. Okubalulekile kimi ukuthi nawe uyithole insindiso.

Ngiyakucela ukuthi SHARE this status in yo wall and sizobonwa ngabanengi engingafinyelelanga kibo mina, izwi lokuphila lizafinyelela emiphefumulweni elidingayo.

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Dear my crush

Ave ngikinyana uma sengichama🍑🍆💦
🗣️ Ungangifisi

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Dear Debonairs,

Bengicela nitshele abasebenzi ukuthi ngicela basike equal pieces ngoba siyaxabana uma sesidla namagenge.

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Dear Nguni people when you say ”izolo”
do you mean yesterday or insangu???
Yours MoNgwato
PHUTHI

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“Sicela uDriver weMercedes-Benz AMG C63 azoyisusa ikuWrong Parking Spot”

😏Ngavele ngasukuma ngayozamula Ngaphandle 🤣
awuyazi inhlonipho engiyithole sengibuya

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PIN (Personal Identification Number), akusiyo i-PIN number. So, after uthe PIN vala umlomo.

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Umphuzise umngane wakho adakwe umuzwe esethi
yabona mfethu Mina la emhlabeni angina umngane

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“Cleavage ye’ Dark Bone ingathi ngumsintsila ka Mechanic”
Kusiwe apha phandle!

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Iyeke Lento yakho yokuba broke uze utshele abantu ukuthi awusaphuzi.Kanti iphakethi linembobo.Uxakwe nawoMashonisa.

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Bashonaphi labo bhuti ababesifica sizidlalela kamnandi, bafike bathi: “Sbanibani, uyamsaba lo?” Besho bekhomba umngani wakho odlala naye.

Uphendule uthi: “Angimsabi.” Qede babuze lo mngani wakho ukuthi yena uyakusaba yini, uma ethi akakusabi bese kuthiwa yilwani. 😐 😢

Ziphi lezo zinja ezazisiqhatha? 😡
Ngikhulile manje ngifuna ukuziphindiselela kubo.

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WHITES: I didn’t think he’d be such a bad person hey…

BLACKS: Ngimbone evela nje nge-spotti se-Dickies namehlo athusayo. Igazi lami lathi shaaarrrr… Ngavele ngathi lo akalunganga nex !!

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Iwayini elidayiswa ngebhokisi akusilona iwayini, njengoba ne-Ricoffy kungesilona ikhofi.

Inbox location yakho uma ufuna silwe.

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