The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
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If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…
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I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali !!

Wawufuna ukufundela ukuba yini empilweni bengakakuthakathi?

Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:

1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?

2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.

3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.

4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.

5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.

6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.

7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.

8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.

9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.

10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.

11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.

12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.

13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.

14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.

15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.

Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.

Kunabantu abavuswa abantu babo,
wena uvuswa umchamo
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Husband: i heard our neighbour slept with every lady from our street except one..i wonder who it is?😞
Wife: it must be mamfundhisi from down the road…that lady is so stubborn

She changed her Profile picture and her
Mom commented

Zimpahla zikabani lezo ?

– Don: You Know i Can Make A ZULU Guy Bark Like A Dog ? 😒
– White Man: 😏 No Ways Dude ✋ That’s impossible 😤

(They Meet A ZULU Guy Who is A Friend Of Don)

– Don: Mfethu Uyazi Ukuthi U Simon UshoniLe ? 😓😥
– ZULU Guy: HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! HAWU! !!!! Kanjani??

Nywe nywe nywe ” You stole my post ” voetsek
we have differnt friends , my friends need to laugh too