Nywe nywe nywe
I dnt hv a bae for Valentines day
syeke msoooon
mina angnababa nge Fathers day
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“Kuyafana Anisayi Lapho Mos”
Kusho uMalume Egcobisa Isinkwa nge Student Card Sakho
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Mina mangiposter ama status, ngisuke ngingakhulumi nawe.
Uwena onezinkinga ezifana nama status ami.
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(Phone call)
GLORIA: “Ingane ikhalela ibhayisikili.”
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MDELWA: “Nikuphi?”
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GLORIA: “Sise-Shoprite.”
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MDELWA: “Sukani phela ngakumathoyizi, iyani ngale ngakuma-braai pack!”
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UThembi usebenza emakhishini kodwa uqala ukungasayiboni kahle indoda yakhe ngesikhwele, engu Romeo. Afone ngefoni yemsebenzini.
Ngriii,
Romeo ‘halo’
thembi ‘ukup love’?
Romeo ‘ngsendlini’
thembi ‘akushaye ikomishi ngespunu ngizwe’
Romzz ‘nqi nqi nqi’
thembi ‘thanx baba ngyakthanda’
kuqhubeke ehlala efona kusenzeka kanje.
Ngelinye ilanga uThembi aphume early emsebenzini afike endlini athole u Eric,umntanabo edlala yedwa endlini.
‘hawu Tinky,uyep ubabakho?’
Eric ‘angimazi mama kodwa uhambe nespunu nekomishi
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Ngiphuph ngidla izolo ebusuku namhlanje ngizolal ngiphethe ispoon
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USeqalile🧟♀️ ke Ne-Crop Top, ☝️ulokhu
Esivezela isibhono engathi igqomoza le Roll on
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Cela nitshele lomjita ofunda le post ahlukane noshela intomb yam Ku inbox
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I most yamatheken amahle
Azwana ne camera kunamanzi
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Umbona ngokudla etekisini ukuthi shame baningi kubo
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Bahle abafana abamnyama
Khona mese juluka ngathi I
Coke ebandayo
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Badliwe abantwana babantu with this question!!!!
So ungibona nini😂😂😂???
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Nalama Nudes eniwasendela amadodenu siwabuka sonke masiphuza ematshwaleni
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Uyayazi IPain ye Woman on top yeNtombi ende ☝️
Ulula izandla🙌 engathi Iphara licela imali🤲
Uzama ukuthinta amabele ✋fakhi🤷♂️
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Imithetho Elishumi Nanye Okumele Igcinwe Yizivakashi Kulo Disemba:
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1. Ungalivuli i-fridge lami ungafakanga lutho kulo ngoba asikuhlanganiselanga okuphakathi.
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2. Uma uvakashile, fika no-plastic kanye negrosa, ucabanga ukuthi uzodla ukudla kwabani? 🤨
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3. Uma uvakashile yisho ukuthi uzohamba nini, futhi usheshe uhambe ngoba sizogcina singasakuthandisisi.
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4. Uma uvuka, cleaner ngoba asizwani namavila, kodwa uma u-cleaner ungashintshi lutho ngoba kayacika uma usukhuthele kakhulu.
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5. Ungazithethisi izingane zalapha ekhaya, uma zi-spoiled khumbula ukuthi zikubo, uwena osuke kini weza la kubo.
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6. Ungafiki namaCDs akho, lapha ekhaya kudlala ezethu izingoma kuze kuse, uma ungazithandi ungalokothi uzishintshe ngoba sizokubuka kabi maqede sikuxoshe.
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7. Ungayi njalo e-toilet ngoba asizwani nephunga esingalijwayele kanti futhi namanzi ayakhokhelwa.
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8. Uma sekuzofika izinsuku zakho zokuhamba uqikelele ukuthi imali iphelele ngoba asinayo eyokukugibelisa uma usuphindela emuva, asikulethanga futhi asikubizanga.
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9. Ungabi nabangani ozobathola ngapha ngoba isigcino uzobavakashisa lapha ekhaya kanti kwawena uvakashile bese uba nesidina more.
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10. Nge-New Year’s Eve kumele kuhlukanise ingoma kaLokhuza, uma kungenjalo sonke sizo-complainer. Ukhozi FM sizolucisha uma kuhlukanise ingoma esingayifuni bese sidlala uLokhuza ngefoni, wena-ke waphuma eceleni ungaphinde ubuye lapha ekhaya ngoba uyaphapha.
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11. Ziphathele i-charger yakho kanye nophaqa, bonus points uma uziphathele ne-adapter plug. Sizozwana.
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Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌
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