Sisi wami ngenye imini ziyongena zilandelana kanje kini 
zizodla ummbila wakini, ngoba angazi anibiyi ngani
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On a date:
Yena: “So, tell me about yourself.”
Mina: “Oh, mina sisi ngilifaka lonke.”
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Seqedile ukubhala
sephuma ethi uhambisa
i assignment
Kant uyolahla
umlenze
Yaz Nizofa
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Zulu girls can easily dump u for not having foreskin n be like:LENYAMA IYASHODA
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Kunzima emhlabeni ngihlangane nomunye usisi ekuseni ibele elilodwa liphandle ephethe iHandbag ngambuza kanti kutheni uhamba ibele liphandle libuhlungu yini , yazi losisi uvele wawisela iHandbag phansi wabamba ikhanda ehlaba umkhosi ngamangala mina ngathi yini inkinga sisi , Wathi ngikhohlwe umntwana eTexin
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Sometimes ukusebenza estolo uyadeleleka. Nangu omunye uzongbuza ngokudla kwezinja ukuthi “YIKUPHI OKUMNANDI ?”. Nali ibhadi lami 
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Otla swenkela ke ngwanyana wa meno ama
yellow nkare o hupile di emoji
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Abaphuzayo baphuze fast, uDisemba uyaphela next week!
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Why wena njalo mawuhlukana nomuntu umbeke izici ongazange wazibona usamshela.
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UTHI BEWAZI?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukucela isithandwa sakho sikomisele izinwele ngethawula kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-75%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukukhanyisa amakhandlela uma unesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-80%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukwabelana i-toast nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-85%?
– Bewazi ukuthi ukuya ocansini nesithandwa sakho lapho ugesi ucishiwe kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-90%?
– Bewazi ukuthi uku-shower nesithandwa sakho kungakhuphula izinga lothando lwenu ngo-95%?
Uma ukwenza okungenani okukodwa kwalokhu okungenhla…
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U-Eskom uthanda ukukubonga ngokonga ugesi. 
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Abantu bayathanda ukubuza ibhasi libhaliwe
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1. Akubuze ukuthi uyapheka yini abe ekubona ubonda imbiza,
wothi cha ngishintsha umntwana inabukeni.
2. Nificana ka Edgars akubuze ukuthi ubuzokwenzani,
wothi ubuzobheka amathayi emoto uzwe kuthiwa kune discount.
3. Afone phakathi nobusuku akubuze ukuthi ulele yini ,
othi no no no nginisela ingadi.
4. Akubuze ukuthi ugqokeni ebusuku,
wothi iRain coat.
5. Itax ibiza uR8 wena ukhiphe uR10 akubuze ukuthi nibangaki ,
wothi iback seat yonke.
6. Akufice etown kade ninaye erank akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe ubuza la, wothi cha empeleni ngiya ezulwini angazi ngfunani lana.
7. Ukufica eclubbini kodwa uzokbuza ukuthi uyaphila yini
wothi chaa ngibalekile emotshari ngiyabuyela
8. Ufake ijacket akubuze ukuthi uyagodola yini
wothi cha ngenzela ukundiza kahle.
9. Usemsebenzini akubuze ukuthi uyasebenza yini
wothi cha ngisheva intshebe
10. Uyadla akubuze ukuthi ulambile yini
w othi cha uyapakisha nje just incase.
11. Akufice eKFC udla akubuze uzodla inyama nawe la?
Wothi cha ngzogunda utshani.
12. Ufake ijoyini yesonto akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyasonta
wothi cha sigqoka kanje masiyogida iskokotsha
13. Ufake i uniform akubuze ukuthi kanti nawe uyafunda,
wothi cha ngiwuthisha
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Ukuthi unezingane wena uzele akusho ukuthi uyakwazi ukwenza isex. Uyakhohlwa ukuthi akuthathanga mizuzu mingaki ukuthi inkukhu ibeke iqanda.
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Umbona ngoku shoot Ama Half Pic
Ukuth Lo unomzimba we Green Peeper
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Noma yin engangihlekisa ngoba ngingumuntu okuthandayo ukuhleka
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ISIDINGO…..THE NEED
IMBEWU….THE SEED
YIN OKUNYE OKULANDELAYO???
INSANGU…..THE WEED
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Sebeqalileke bathi amaresult wabafundi bakwa Nongoma alandwa eNduneni
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