Kuleskhathi mawngabi iphara uhlaselwa ukuthwasa!!
Mawungekho kulokhu unyiswa i Relationship nje!!

That moment when you pass by Church and the Postor be like
“bazalwane uSathane uyadlula”

“Cleavage ye’ Dark Bone ingathi ngumsintsila ka Mechanic”
Kusiwe apha phandle!

Usathi “Kuzoba Lit ngo December”
..
..
Uvele uThwase ngo November

Even if I die without a car
Oksalayo ngiyo hamba ngayo emathuneni

1st =Zodwa jali
2nd = Thandi Ngveni
3rd = mvelo gwala
4th = Nomusa Hlabisa

whos next??

Breaking news

Just received a message saying Zodwa Jali is Zodwa Wabantu’s Daughter

Imnandi isex ka “Ayikho right lento
esiyenzayo kumunye umntwana”

Beautiful girls can’t dance, but these ugly ones hmm.
Ba jaiva uze uhambe nabo nge mistake

Zulu guys will hit on your girlfriend in your presence
and ask you if you have a problem
“Uyakhuluma mfwethu”?

That moment wen i was busy ka jym developing 6 pack , my crush post ” i love guys with mkhaba”

Her : O Tsena Whatsapp?
.
Me : Aowa Kea Wela

One day I’m gonna wake up ke le fit and handsome. And by then ke tlabe ke kganya worse.
•°•
Y’all gonna regret not flirting back when I was flirting with you..

usathi ku crush yakho..”yaz abantu bathi
mina nawe siyathandana” iveli ithi
“bayanya”