Nxa uSingle uzwa ngcono nxa uhlanganise imali lomuntu eTaxin bese ihanjiswa nguwe ukhulumele phezulu uthi “sibabili lapha”.

Mina ngo 67min kaMandela day nakhu engizimisele ngukukwenza:

1.Ngizolungisa indlu yegagu, kunini yanetha bakwethu?

2.Ngizosiza Izimbila njengoba zizobe zithutha I’m sure zizobe zisindwa.

3.Ngzohamba ngiyolanda lendoda eyashaya uNomathemba ngifuna ichaze yayishayelani ingane.

4.Ngizobheka leliPhela elaluma uNano eyoboleka uphondo.

5.Ngizothenga leskhathi esadliwa yinja.

6.Ngizonikeza ijuba imali yokugibela mase beyolichutha phambili,lingafiki selikhathele.

7.Ngizothengela ikati umbhede,kunini lalala eziko sekuyazwela manje.

8.Ngizobe ngipholisa amaseko.

9.Ngizonicelela ukubona uDriver wakaKhumbul’ekhaya.

10.Ngizohamba ngiyobheka lomuzi onotshwala okuhlezi kuthiwa uzokhonjwa.

11.Ngizosula utshwala obugayiwe njengoba kuthiwa buchitheka bugayiwe.

12.Ngizofuna umuntu esohlangana naye eskhaleni kwaNtombela.

13.Ngizomanzisa imbhenge ukuze abazoyikhatha bangagqilazeki ngokuyikhotha yomile.

14.Ngzohamba ngiyobheka amagwababa lapho achobanela khona.

15.Ngizohamba ngiyosiza amagwababa echobana I’m sure khona eselikhathele.

Yikho engizokwenza ngosuku lokuzalwa kukaTata Mandela.

Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!

Baby dadies will hurt you until to a level where you change your baby’s name.
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You will change your baby name from “Owethu to Owami”.

Ladies the same “I love you” that makes you blush and feel like you’re owning 85% of this world,
have broken so many heart’s. So take it easy, o tlogele go phapha

Public Clinics Nurse’s Will Call you by Your illnesses.
•°•
They’ll be like: “Hey Wena TB Uyaphi?”

I have Years Watching TV
Mara Angikase Ngibone i-Advert ye Artchaar..

Entering the taxi…..

Me: Sanibonani

Passanger: Ai wena hlala phansi si-late

Some people yrrrrrrr

Bafethu, lento yokuba ngaphezulu idinga lamantombazane asenamabele amile mpo, sikhathele ukuvikana nezimpama zophaqa pls

Mosadi otshwana le LOTTO
geosa mo beche okase mo win’i..

Ladies sometimes you have to surprise your mother-in-law and send her your nudes and be like “Bona ngwana wa hao o ja fresh jwang!!”

Ama 2000 awazi ukuthi uBlack Coffee and Black Motion are Brothers uSisi wabo u Amanda Black, then uPitch Black ubhuti wabo omdala. Bonke labantu bazalwa iBlack Mambazo futhi ibona abafika neBlack Friday..

Africans would be busy saying”Nywe, nywe – ungabukeli lomunye muntfu phansi”.
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So, what if that person is too short. I meant vele lanye sisazoba bukela phansi.

I was dreaming drinking an expensive whiskey the next thing in the morning ngithole iskiki sam si empty…

Usathi uyahlala kwi
Relationship
Afike umnikaz wesihlalo

UNyaa udla isitshwala loyise,badla mganu munye
lamuhla. Emganwini kule 2pieces kuphela, enkulu
lencane. uSekaNyaa ma etsheba athinte encane, ahle
ayeqe uNyaa: touch z a move baba…athule usekaNyaa athathe
encane afake phezu kwenkulu adobhe zombili..amangale
uNyaa, ��,wenzani baba��?Libhobho mfanami