I overheard a fight next door and the woman said “ngifuna ukulala lamadoda wonke endaweni ngikukhawulise”.
Today i didnt go to work am waiting for my turn.
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Relationship yami ithule nje, angazi noma kwehliswe ivolume noma kushe i-speaker. 
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Yazi ukuposter ku social media akutsho ukuthi sekumele liphendule ngama comments only.
No.
You can send even impuphu, inyama, iRice, iAirtime, lokunye nje okudingekayo inyanga nxa iphakathi so.
Ohhhh sorry lemali layo ilungile lingayithumela.
Angibonge lapho.
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Nx Yati Muntfu Abe Mubi Phindze Ahambe Kancane Nawumpheketela Ekuseni ShIt!!!
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Njengoba ufuna umshado nje, ungakhohlwa ukuthi lapho upheka ngisho usuthi. 
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UZuluboy wayedayisa ama vege emarket, kufike kuthenge umlungu ngo R100, manje ubhuti akana shintshi.
Zuluboy:Money is together.
Mlungu:What?
Zuluboy:Money is meeting.
Mlungu: I don’t understand?
Zuluboy:Money is mixed.
Mlungu: I can’t get you?
Zuluboy:Yah abelungu abasazi isilungu.I am said money is in relationship.
Mlungu: Come again?
Zuluboy: Hey wena slima somlungu ,money is joined.
Mlungu: Please explain?
Zuluboy: Money is one, wena slima awuzwa yini?
Mlungu: I beg your pardon?
Zuluboy: Lalela la wena slima somlungu.R1 is here R2 is here R5 is here R10 is here R20 is here R50 is here( ekhomba uR100) they are the team.I mean they are a community here in R100.
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Mzukwane bengibamba inkunzi baqeda bathi “Awujaive sbone awukwatanga”
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Mjita one sphongo Akajole
netheken enesphongo
ama butternut ndawonye bo
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uINNO no Ngidi bahleli ebhasini. Kuthe kusenjalo
kwangena indoda enempandla ecwebezelayo.
Bahleka base babhansane onkabi baze basho bathi,
“Isibuko sezinyoni phela lesi!”
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Athi uINNO,
“Uyazi Ngidi mina ngingayishaya leyandoda ngempama empandleni yayo
kuze kube kathathu maqeda ingangenzi lutho!”
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(Aphike uNgidi athi angeke. Athi uINNO asibheje R100! Babheje)
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Asukume uINNO aqonde kulendoda afike ayishaye kakhulu ekhanda bese ethi,
“Wena Spambo ulana kanti? Kunini sikufuna Lwabishi!”
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Iphendule lendoda ithi,
“Angiyena uSpambo mina mfethu! Futhi angimazi nakumazi.”
Ayiphinde uINNO ayishaye kuthi Phaxa ekhanda layo bese ethi,
“Amanga wena Spambo maaan! Usuyaziphika doti?”
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Idinwe lendoda igcine ikhetha ukuyohlala emuva, iyabona
ukuthi lomuntu uyayifanisa.
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Ahleke uINNO bese ethi,
“Ngidi, sengiyoyishaya okokugcina manje leyampandla!”
Ashone khona uINNO afike ayishaye kakhulu ngempama
ekhanda bese ethi,
“Kanti wena Spambo ulana! Yazi sengize ngashaya
umuntu ngimfanisa nawe lapha phambili Lwabishi!!!”
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Ungahleki uma ngikhuluma I poor English ngisuke ngikhuluma efanele wena
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URamaphosa Wenu selokhu aba uPresident
akaze aphose Ngisho Eyodwa iRama
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DID YOU KNOW: Ukupheka curry wakho wenkukhu uwushubise ngethini lama baked beans / fish, kungakumoshela umendo wakho
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I Chiefs ngisho ingadlalela egcekeni ka Kaizer Motaung bangayishaya ingene endlini
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Just because they said
une baby face akusho ukuthi umuhle..
Bakhona abantwana ababi aswell
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I need 100 Rappers Khona Ingoma engfuna siyshaye ezodlala 2wks 10hrs and 11 Seconds
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When your Uncle doesn’t know how to use emojis.
Uncle : Hey mshana uGogo ushonile
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