Amadodenu☝️eseyikhiphil’imali yokuluka kumaSideChick🥰seksele Nina👈 AboMy futureWife iyakufanela iNaturalHair🤢nobuso ubunegwinci

Loading views...



Umuntu Acabange Kuthy Going To Church Every Sunday Make You A Christian
.
Mamela Ngithi
“Uboke Ulale eGarage Ubone Kuthy Uzavuka Uyimoto Yini”

Loading views...

Whites: “The Expendables.”

Blacks: ” Le movie enez’tarring zodwa.”

Loading views...


Uyazi ukuthi wena usangana ngempela. Ukwenza kanjani ukuthi uthi uhlala kini…kodwa ucele kwi boyfriend yakho ukuya ePartini.

Loading views...

Inhliziyo yendoda itholwa umuntu oyedwa, the rest basuke sebethola izinso, usu, inyongo ne 4-5 ke😂😂😂😂😂

Loading views...


Ave inescefe intombazane embi mayhamba namahle uyizwa isisho kqala isithi”sjahile”

Loading views...


Usanele wayesebenza e Goli kaaaaade
Wahamba ekhaya kuthi mhla ifika
ekhaya ifike ebsuku kanti khona
ikhwapha, i knock Usanele✊✊:

(e) uNKOSKAZ,
ubani loyo:😱😱

Usanele: ,imina nkoskaz
wam vula icabange

Unkoskaz: ukuthi
izokwenzanjani ithathe iskhwama
eskhuuuuulu ithi ishende alingene
phakathi avale uziphu asbeke
ngemva kwescabha emese eyavula
ke angene Usanele ahlale embhedeni
kanti bekusazofika elinye ishende
lakamakhelwane uma sekuhambe
leli elinye, lafika lanqonqoza
asukume umfaz avule athi “Haaw
uwe makhelwane bezishilo ingane
ukuthi ushiye impahla yakho la
emini ngingekho ngsaye emfuleni ithathe nansi
emva kwescabha”
asqukule lombhemu isikhwama
asisindi sinomuntu phansi aphume
naso athi mesesemnyango “ey yaz
indaba yokudla abafaz babantu
bukan nje umuntu eseze athwaliswe inguzunga
zamatshe”
aphendule lo oseskhwameni athi
“uncono wena nendlela uyaybona
mina angaz nokuthi ngiyiswaphi”
ladaklaza phansi iskhwama leli🏃🏃😂😂😂😂
lahamba kakhulu ngejubane…

Loading views...

Ngizwa abantu bethi eyamadoda ayipheli kodwa mina eyami iphelile iNivea For Men yamadoda engiyigcobayo

#Stherayza

Loading views...

Thol’ukuthi kaaade wagcina ukuthandaza,
kuthi la uthandaza khona uqale ngokuthi:
“Unjani Nkosi? Ayisazani…”

Loading views...


Kanti vele kwenzeka njani ukuthi umuntu ezivelela eZim esehlala eHillbrow umuzwe esesithi: “efletini lami”, uyabe eselithenge malini or eseliphiwe ngubani?

Loading views...


Uthi “excuse me” etaxin yaseNkandla uzwe ogogo behleba bethi “uye ummeli kaZuma lo”

Loading views...

They Tell You That A Private Relationship Is A Happy Relationship,
Kante Bao Fihla Nkare Advert Ya Steel wool

Loading views...


Ngimubi njengawe ngbukeka njengabazal bam kodwa ngnuhle knoZuma

Loading views...

Nxii kanti amapopcorn aqhuma masekwenzenjani phela yinkomitsho yesithathu yamanzi lengiyithelayo..
nxii…

Loading views...

Ukube bekuya ngami, bengizohlala ngi-single,
manje-ke le nto 🍆 ayilidli ipapa.

Loading views...