Uzwe kunuka amathambo ashayo kanti islender sthamele isgcaki

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Angisajabulanga kanje, sixabane nomakhelwane. Ngichazwe nje into ayisho ekugcineni. Uthe uzongikhombisa umuzi onotshwala😋🍺😂😂😂

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Mjita, uwuthumela nini u-4ℓ
wamasi engane for this month?

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Phela i-Valentine’s Day akuyona i-Women’s Day, nathi siyazifuna izipho.

Kanti idlalwa kanjani le nto ye-Valentine’s?

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Umfundisi uDube wayedlala igalofu noMdelwa ngenye imini, ngebhadi uMdelwa kwakungamlungeli kwigalofu. Kwakuthi lapho egeja umgodi athi, “Shit, ngageja!”

Baqhubeka badlala, kwathi emva kwezikhawu eziningana elokhu esho kanjena uMdelwa lapho egeja umgodi; wahluleka ukuzibamba umfundisi uDube wathi, “Ngicela ungakhulumi kanjalo mzalwane, ngale kwalokho uNkulunkulu uzokujezisa.”

Axolise uMdelwa umdlalo uqhubeke. Kwathi eqeda kuxolisa nje waphinde wageja komunye umgodi, wase ephahlukile, “Shit, ngageja futhi!”

Wayelokhu esho kanjalo emigodini emithathu elandelayo. Wayeseqala ukuthukuthela okaDube manje ngenxa kaMdelwa wase ethi, “Ngicela ungizwe kahle mzalwane, luyeke njengamanje lolu limi olukhulumayo. UNkulunkulu uzokuzwa bese ekujezisa!”

Lokho akuwenzanga umehluko, uMdelwa wageja umgodi olula ibhola legalofu liseduze nomgodi. “Shit! Ngageja futhi.”

Ngawo lowo mzuzu kwavuleka isibhakabhaka kwaphuma umbani washaya umfundisi uDube waphangalala khona lapho.

Makhathaleni kwezwakala izwi elikhulu esibhakabhakeni lathi, “Shit, ngageja!”

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Him:Umuhle.
Her:Thanks.
Him:Ngyabuza?

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Kade ngyokhongela umngani wam last week. Uma aifika laphayana bathe sibe late nge one week, kukhona abasi over(thakhile) bafika kuqala bazishaya zonke manje ngeke sisakwazi ukuqedela. Enzenjan umnganam?

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Umunt umvakashele akuthelele I coke e glass(Ini) ijeke likhona 😣🙌

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Being a “Side Chick” is the same as being a cabbage🍈,
you don’t know whether uyisishebo or uyisalad but at the end uyazi guthi uzodliwa!!

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Ngihambeke nomnganami sishaye indowo ngimbonise ikatsilami,endlelenisilambe ngithenge isinkwa he thinilafishi,athenge isinkwanaye he can ye coke.umasengilivula ithini lafishi avule I can ye coke ngizwengqye sememeza…
chini kuthenizingaphumikumi ezibhelekexe eziphuma phakuwe

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TEACHER: Name any animal that lives in water.
KELVIN: Hippopotomas.
TEACHER: Tomas your turn.
TOMAS: Hippopokelvin.😂😂🏃😜
TEACHER: Tomas be normal.
TOMAS: Nguye uqalile

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Shela, uqonywe. Ungazitsheli ukuthi uyathandwa ungazange waziswe.Uthini manje uZwe? Ungabozipha nje INTOMBI.
Yeka ukuqhaksa amantombazana mfana. Ngoba uzomelwa inhliziyo.

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Wena nomkakho niyagula. Angazi ubani owathelela omunye noma uyena owasuka nakho kubo. Kodwa engikwaziyo nigula ukugula okufanayo. Anive ningasigcini isikhathi.

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