👩🏽‍🦰: “Babe, uyazi umuhle kanjani?”

👨🏻‍🦱: “Le mali oyibonile Gugu, eyokuthenga usimende!”

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Welcome to eMlazi where ikhadi 💳 logesi lithi 0.00 kodwa ujeqe nobhontshisi uyabhadla estofini

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Akacaci noba usuka eKapa, Haibooo! Ufuna athini aze acace? Athwale iTable Mountain ne Khayelitsha? No guyz 😂

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Nase Durban sicela iMall of Africa.Uma ingekho indawo nisuse noma iLamontville🙏

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I was in a dream and the red devils were chasing me,
immediately I shouted sevilla.
They disappeared!!

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Honestly I never thought ukuthi sizophuza umqombothi sihole nempesheni at this age 😭

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Kuphele ukudla emngcwaben uselaynini uzwe I EX yakho ithi

“Ngaktshela ngathi ngeke ulungelwe ilutho”

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uzitshele ukuthi uthole umaqodana wakho
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kanti usuthole u paper 2 we-X yakho

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“Sengicabanga ukunyakaza. Nenza njani? Niyahamba?”

Kusho mina kubangani bami sengithenge imoto sina-10 minutes sifikile ebumnandini.

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Indoda yangempela ayinandaba nokuthi iPenty liyafana noBra 👙 okubalulekile kuyo ukuthi ikuku🍑 iyahambisana yini ne date of birth.👊

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Okungama 2000 ngiyakubuka nje kujabulela u VusiNova thina simazi kudala esawu Vusi Ximba esacula lengoma ethi “isalukazi sigcoba iglecerina Kant ebusuku sijola nabafana”

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Him : don’t green me
Her:????
Him: ungangizazi

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Likufebele i-2000, uthi uyalithethisa lithi: “Buzz off jeqe omanzi. Phihli! Phahla! Lawa iqanda, yakhala imbuzi, meeeeeeh!”

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Father- 2000
Mother-2001
Child-2018
Family-Takalani sesame

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