Umuntu akucabuze akuphe i kiss ngathi ukhotha i cover ye danone yoghurt

Ladies, Men don’t crush on you,
They just wish to have sex with you
Aniyekeni ukuzkhohlisa ngothando

Uthi uyomzama
ngekhekheAvele antante
nawe umashu wonke
efunana no base

Umuntu akaliwa, uyamziba nje iminyaka emihlanu then, uqhamuke usuthi
“Sesaxabana yini?”

Umzulu ulele ngaphansi kwemoto uyayikhanda
kuvele kuqhamuke umsuthu abingelele
Msuthu : Dumela ntate
Umzulu : soxabana wayidumisa mhlathi
kanyoko

When your husband does everything for
you he is romantic
*But wen your brother does the same for
his wife, udlisiwe

Ladies Imagine.
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Umvakashela Umfana For iSleepover, Akunyobe To Come Nice.
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Bese Ngabo 10 Avuke Aye e-Kitchen Ayodla Yedwa. Abuye Akucabuze Ngamafutha e-Wors.

mawuyis’shwapha
sicela ungayi gqoki I high waist assemblief

The way ngithanda umjaivo ngakhona…
If I hear a car hooting outside, I just grab my cooler box and head straight to it…
I don’t care baya kuphi mara okusalayo angisali

Just because they said
une baby face akusho ukuthi umuhle..
Bakhona abantwana ababi aswell

Some Parents;
“UyiFailure Kanjani iMaths Une Calculator??”

When u caught your girlfriend cheating and
u start arguing with her then she looks at u and be like..
“ulwelani ngoba akahambanga nayo isekhona

Good girls do science
Smart girls do Commerce
Izifebe do Tourism…Angithi zifuna ukuhamba umhlaba wonke zifunana namadoda…
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But it’s none of my Business

aibo yaz Minister Of Health akekho crc
akazi Yini ukuthy nahlula kuthiwa yekani amaPipi aneHIV ubuyinike uPolony

Men don’t tell when they are hurt,
they just dedicate a song like
“ibuhlung intliziyo yam by Zahara thou”…

Isimemezelo:
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Manje oMalume sebevumelekile ukudla uPalony wezingane efridgini.