I tarven ebengjwayele ukuphuza kuyona sebeyphendule I fruit and veg

NOKUNGABI NE BOYFRIEND KUYENZEKA
UNQENE UKUTHENGA AMA PENTY😂😂✋

Yaz nina

You are a Isibaya Subtitles writer then all of the Qhondi says ‘ahh nayi ngulube inginonela’ now do your duty.

Me: ah don’t pig oversize me.

Uthi uvakashele iBoyfriend yakho😍 ungaboni phone yakho📱😭and ask him to borrow you his phone,ubone i-Wallpaper nguwe😜uthi uya slide uthole kune Password😭🔏uthi Babe i-Password avele akunyise Athi “Your name love❤” Uthi ushaya iNumber yakho uthole ibhalwe “Makoti ka mama”💍😘kuvele kuthi shishiliza nge ass🍑📌phansi😭💋uthi usabuka WhatsApp wakhe Dp nguwe😍Shareit nguwe💞Gallery kugcwele wena💑ku Facebook nguwe😘👑Bio nguwe😻🤗Awh kodwa Ngelosi yomjolo🙆❤😍Athi babe nali Card lase Capitac💳💷😍 uthi i_Pin?? Athi your Date of birth love🙈❤💑Awh Jesssoooo😢❤_Uthi usaguquka uvele uphaphame ephuphweni💔😭😭😭 Unye Nyii

Do your parents know kuthi mayilele
uyi’vusa ngomlomo? Ba busy bak’biza ngo
Mbali kanti uMavusana.

Tito Mboweni
Sicela iLove Accident Fund, phel siyalimala la

After world cup….

Me; babie uyava kubanda kanjan????
Her: buza ku Mbape n Pogba

got into A Taxi with 3 boxes of Pizza &
Went
Straight to the backseat…
.
‘Zulu driver’
“Noma Ungahlala eBackSeat
Uzowabhadalela Lawo MaTiles”

Imagine after losing a fight then your crush says:
“Ngikubonile Ulwa Izolo”

Usathi sebeqedile ukuk’bamba inkunzi, uzwe: “Futsek! Sikhaphe siyasaba!