Usho ukuthi njengoba ujola nesangoma unukelwa impepho 24/7. M sure whn ur doing it kugcwala amafu yonke indlu le. Uthwele kanzima phela.wena.
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Kolo December 
Galfriend: “Bbe ukuphi ?”
Boyfriend: “endlini why?”
Galfriend: “ngithole u Moreki, geza uzenze i Gay sizophuzumuntu”
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Asilungise la bahlali:
Quit = khwith
Quiet = khwayeth
Quite = khwayth
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Sebeqalileke bathi amaresult wabafundi
bakwa Nongoma alandwa eNduneni
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Uyazi ubusisiwe umuntu ongenayo intombi enamanga. Yabona lodoti wami, uwaqamba ngize ngizwe ngathi uhlangothi alusasebenzi ngizoshawa iStroke
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Phone rings
Side chick : hello
Main chick : ngicela umnikati we phone
Side chick : usafaka I condom, can I take the message?
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Lento oyibiza ngendoda yakho ifake uDye oBlonde
ekhanda ci ai uzoba strong ngane yabantu
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Umcishe R150 Woku qina(soloon)
Abuye Seka fake Brazilian ya _R3500
Unye nyiii
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Ilobolo lehlula abakwaNkomo uyini ke wena ngesphongo baba Ncube kikikikiki
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Some Ex’s think they own our hearts,
they will text you:
“Hey I know you still love me”
Aibo kahle msunu ukuzihola
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Ku Wrong Yin Ukumisa usisi Umbuze Ukuthi
”Akekho Yin Umngani Wakho Ongcono Kunawe”
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WHITES: “Goodnight kids. I love you.” 
BLACKS: “Ningakhohlwa ukucima i-TV 
, ningenise ibhakede lokuchama, nifake amabhodwe efrijini; ngiwabalile njalo amaqatha – ningazami nje ukuhlakanipha. Nicime neDS, ave iwudla ugesi, nehlise umsindo. Sengiyalala-ke mina ntombi kaBhungane. Nibheke nokuthi iminyango ikhiyiwe yini 
, singaboni ngomuntu esegcwele indlu. Niyezwa?”
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Noma ngabe kushube kanjani bra wami, ungahlali estolo.
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Ngizama ukitshala ama curry leaves la egcekeni manje angazi kumele ngifake u curry ongakanani emhlabathini. Ngicela ningisize. (*Zwe, ekhathazekile*)
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Ladies, indoda engasebenziyo uyinika kanjani iNumber esebenzayo?
What happened to merit kanti.?
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URamaphosa sceĺa anyuse phela imali yamaPhara kunini aqala ukcela oR2 namanje kusayibo oR2 hhay bazoteleka pheĺa labantu.
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