I was eating and enjoying my coke when a man
entered the restaurant with a brief case. I
guess he is a politician because his dressing and
pot belly portrayed it. He walked and sat down
as every body looked at him. Suddenly a woman
came to him and started crying. The woman
knelt down and told him that her children and
her mother want to die of hunger since her
husband died. This man opened thr briefcase
and gave the woman five hundred thousand
dollars. The woman jumped up and left the
scene in happiness.
I was still watching wen another man started
crying and came to him. He knelt down and
begged him that he needed money to establish a
business. This man wrote a ten million dollar
cheque and gave to the man.
This time, I started murmuring and practising
on the kind of lie I will put up to have my own
national cake. I started crying and came to the
man.
Immediately I knelt down, I heard..,
Cut!!
Cut!!
Cut!!.
I turned and saw a director. He laughed and
said..,😆 😆
ndoda sishuta imovie uyasphambanisa🙄.
haaaaaaa inhloni zangenzani🙈🙈

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When she tells you umgosi athi uyamshisa..
then she tells you not to tell anyone
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Manje mina ngishe?

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Nisuke nabadelela kakhulu abazali nathi nizobuya January, yathi imvula nangizwa ngobani?

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Taxi Driver: “Wendoda yegwinya, uzongisiza ungikhiphele lona ngewindi!”

Kushiwo kimi. 😭 😭 💔

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Igama lefone kuthiwa iHuawei akuyona iHawaii, igama elithi RIP lisho uRest in Peace not Ramaphosa is Pregnant

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Umuntu acomplaine ngesex kube ngani kukhona iclass lalento kanti nathi siyazizamela nje akukho la esiyifunda khona lento.

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Uma uzwa lo layini: “I have the coolest mum ever!” Ubokwazi ukuthi baphuza bobabili. 😐

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A dakwe o makoti we mshangani yi tanquarey ,
a buze o babazala athi oo dhele wehe nempandla😂😂

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Njengoba ufuna umshado nje, ungakhohlwa ukuthi lapho upheka ngisho usuthi. 😐

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PhUMA ENKWARIN NGABO 00:30 EBSUKU SENGBUYELA E🏠 LAPHO SENGIHAMBA NGEDWA
SO KUNOMJITA OZA NGAKUMINA, YERR!! NGABONA UKUTH ZOSHUBA LAPHO M SHAKING BT NGASHO NGATHI UMUNT UYABHODA VANDAAG NGAFIKELWA UMQONDO FAST UTHE ESEZA KIMI,KWAMINA ENGITHI SHO MFW2 AWUSHO AWUFIKANGA NGANI EMNGCWABENI WAMI WAVELE WAKHA NGE🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃 UMJITA NGATHI THANX MY DWG JESU U SAVE MY LIFE NJA YAM

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Ngimanzi nteee! Kade ngithelwa ngamanzi bengivusa sengiqulekile, ngizwa kuthiwa iEX yami ithenge amaTAXI awu6 namaGolf awu3 kanti basho amakhekhe

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Nginokucabanga nje ukuthi yayingathini inkosi uShaka Zulu kaMageba ezwa ukuthi amadoda acashe ezindlini, acashele umkhuhlane
☝️🤔😏

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Ngenkathi uMiss Universe 👑 ethi: “Ngikhule ngidla ipapa nezinkuni.” I felt that.

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Umthande umntu Kant yena uzicabangela nje inkinga zakhe mayenawe

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