17 years old girl when she bump into her parents with her boyfriend
Girl: mom ,dad this is my boyfriend
Parents whites :hi nice to meet you
Blacks : Zodwa ubani lo ungihlolelani Wena sowfuna ukumitha nx
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Ndithengele uOwam iChocolate yeMint athi βyhuuu haii bbe wam khange uyive lee ntoo ineVicksππππ
ngulo Owam wase Butterworth looππ
Attention ladies, βYou can have a kid and still be cleanβ. π π π
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Umntwana akafihli izinto zekuhlamba shame. π
Ungathini uthi ungena eB&B uhamba nomntu ombayo udibane nowakwakho ephuma apha nomnye umntu.
Kid: Mkhulu ke eng Valentines?
Mkhulu: ke Christmas ya difebe
Baby cries at 2am
WHITES: shh shh shh donβt cry sweet heart
BLACKS:khona lento ayibonayo lomntana kulendlu
Imagine dating a traffic cop. When you trying to sneak out at night to party with your friends you find him hiding behind the tree and say βwooo uyaphiβ
After the funeral
White :Eishh it so sad π π
Black:Wena uyifumene njani inyama yenkukhu?
When The Relationship is in ICU πππ
Her : Baby , Ndiyeza Apho Ndiyagodola π₯
Him : No , Ungezi Coz Nalapha Kuyabanda Vele
UceLe UkwehLa e Teksini BaveLe Bakujonge Abantu
ingathi Bona BayoLaLa Kwa Driver πͺ
Baka Nexdoor Yaka Baletxa Kulungile Baba i Think A Bana Seshebo
Uthi usatya isonka semihla ngemihla ezulwini agqithe uSatana nepizza
β if You See Me in Real Life And i Donβt Crack Jokes , Just Know That i Do it On Purpose Coz Andinophambana Ndawo Wonke
Kunesangoma esithe kunebhodlela eligqitshwe
ekhaya egceken ngithe akaliyeke sizoliphuza ngo December!!
Umeleni silwa nalabafama, Waze wamasilwa.
Waze wama simba umgodi,Waze wamasimbaππ
Emveni kweminyaka emihlanu uLizo eswelekelwe nguTATA wakhe.uthe Xa engena ekhayenilakhe wava ilizwi landoda eRoomin kaNina
LIZO: heh Mama uvukile utata NGOKU(watsho etyhala ucango leRoom),tyhini bra wawgqiba ungandfun kangaka etywaleni Kanti nguwe lo utyu mamaπ