Abanye abantwana babizwa ngepay day Wena ubuzwa Uma kubanda mbawula ndiiiiiiin
Babe ncela into Ezolasta onyaka
Him :ohky love 😊
phi keh wabuya me calendar
Xhosa Chicks Be Like
“Baby Uzandithengela Ntoni For iListeriosis
Day”
……..Yoooh don’t kill me Ngiyadlala
Ikati yam ine depression,,
akhonto ufuna ukuyenza into eyaziyo kukutya qha
Mlkhya Hlokoloza ✋🏾🔥✋
Ayingxibe u Ntombi I Pump😂
I gqibele ijike I Secret Sox✋😂😂
interview for a security officer position
Interviewer : uyasazi isingesi?
Job seeker : OH, lamasela azabe esuka Engilane?
Teacher:iphi i-home work yakho:Kid ndiyilahle ngexesha ndilwa nalamntana othe “you are not the best teacher in class”
Bby usayiphethe kakuhle inkomo 🍑yam apho?
Ewe bby qha idumbile ihlatshwe zezinye uyayaz iyathanda ukulwa
Uhambe o Syabulela e town umbone sebala abelungu🤣😂
Only A Xhosa Tsotsi Will Hold You At Gunpoint And Ask You
” Exe !! Wakhe Wafa ??”
As If You Gonna Say Ewe Ndakhe Ndafa A Few Times
17 years old girl when she bump into her parents with her boyfriend
Girl: mom ,dad this is my boyfriend
Parents whites :hi nice to meet you
Blacks : Zodwa ubani lo ungihlolelani Wena sowfuna ukumitha nx
Utitshala ubhala ngenxele ebhodini😂abantwana bathi hazuba wayepase kuphi ebhala kakubi kangaka🤣🤣🤣
Waya waya going to know ya funda gr8 the one that is a reece Calabasas to be patient ntuana wea? I will call you in Harry, m sleepy. Yea. I number of the way I miss my luscious the fact n.a. the one
Uxhele inkukhu,, xa ivuthiwe ufumane amanqina nedlekedleke eligoso lentamo. Haa
Ubaba ufuna ukyeka utshwala, ukhipha i case lamabodlela a empty uyawaphula..elokqala pooo ya wanglahlisa ngomsebenzi..elisbili. Pooo ya wangxoshela umfazi ..makaqhubeka awaphula ubona elinebeer eqwele ulbekela emuva uthi hlala LA wena awyenzanga nix
O kwe katarA 🎻 ella kgane ke slender se ngwaya kgara
