Wakati wowote mkia hautikisi ngo,
mbe,ng,ombe ndo hutikisa mkia
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Katika maisha yako kuna kupuliza iwake na kupuliza ipoe…
Lkn wengi wetu wanapokuwa wakipuliza ipoe wanajikuta wameiwasha….
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Kuna dem ameniuliza WHERE DID WE FIRST MEET??
Sijui nimkumbushe ile day chali yake aliniomba keja juu mm nilikuwa yule msee nilikuwa nafua hapo nje
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Ushawai kuwa single for so long Hadi
unashangaa kwani ribs yako moja ilitumika kupika supu ama Nini
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Ushawahi potea njia unajipata kwa boma kwa MTU,
inabidi uombe maji ya kunywa…
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Ati wakaba wana peda maji adi wakiabiwa
i love you wanasema water suprise
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Dame:Babe nko na ball
Boyie:leta tucheze futa atleast tufanye maexercise
Dame:si ivo
nko nimebemba
Boyie:Nini tena?… Umechoka nikusaidaie…
Dame:Nkt
acha kujifanya huelewi
Boyie:Bydah nani alikubuyia..??na mbona hukunxhw nikubuyie?… Dats means unancheza…. Wacha tu tuachane peacefuly…
Dame:Aky babe namaanxha nko pregnant….
Boyie:Ulitoa wapi
…
Dame:Ni yako
Boyie:
nlitaka ivo coz uliwa unaniringia… RINGA SASA TUONE
Dame:sawa tu….
??????
Boyie:Naga nima ndukoragwa na mutwe mwega
Dame:Onawe thii okiomaga
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Demu:babe leo bata wap??
Boy:kwani wewe unataka tukale wap???
Demu:nataka tukale kwa hotel kubwa
Boy:acha ufala leo bata kwani uja waona kwenye banda lao wanakula 
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Hii ngozi enye Mungu alitumia kutengenezea magoti nashuku ni same na ile alitumia kutengenezea makende.
Hizi ngozi mbili zinafanana sana…
waaah can’t spot the difference! Men
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Mapenzi yanaweza kukupa stress hadi mama ako akikuuliza what is wrong. …… unaeza mjibu Mama we bado mdogo huezi elewa
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Bak in skull ukiwa Dom….
we Zima stima tulale unaskia wazimu mwngne ukilala class ulkuwa umezima stima
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Tangu nianze kula miraa 2017 hadi wa leo sijawahi lala,,
inasemekana uwa nakula kama nmelala.
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Juz kadem nilikatext kakaniuliza nimepata wapi no yake nikakaambia nimepew offer ya namba yake na safcom
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If my mother is not happy with
Me being in her house,she must
Move out,I’m in my mothers house,
She must go to her mother’s house
Mongwe Le Mongwe Ga Mmagwe!
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em wangu aliniambia ka ninataka Mapenzi nitumia number Bluutooth
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Yesu angejua vile wezi wanafanyiwa mtaanj agedhubutu kuja kama mwizi
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