Her: Bbe ke pregnant
him: Pregnant ereng mo ngwaneng?
Her: Ere ase ngwanago!

Osare O Tswalela Fridge Okwe Di Danone Txa Bana Dire “Wena Ware Tshaba Shem

Kid: Ntatemoholo ke eng Valentines?
Madala: ke Christmas ya difebe

Osa Kgopola O iPoditxe Gorr Otlo Nyalana Le Ex Yago?

Basadi Bago Apara Size 3,4 And 5 Ya Ba Rata Di Married Man Ba Thubela Batho Ma Lapa

Dating a chick from Mamelodi
…. ai…
Whatsapp convo…
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Boy: Hey Baby
Girl: Sho Captain Bae
Boy: How are you
Girl: Mxaaa ke monate Ledlozi, wena o grand mthakathi????
Boy: ke shapo, I wanted to tell you that you are beautiful
Girl: Shuuuu dankie bathong master bae, oraore kao charmer??? Oraore ke Mrs Canada yeh??? Tjoo wa thoma le gong feelisa funky, nkare nka bina bula masepao
Boy: Uhmmm I Love You Ne
Girl: Ah byanong o lover ke nna saaaan, ong shaya ding dong. Touchline ya Love fountain e tswere ke rena bjanong.
Boy: Got to go we will chat later ne
Girl: Sure Sure King Kunta, le nna ke nyako tsipa nyana boroko, same time same place ka bo 6 gona mo.. nna somar ke sona style se ka subella…… wololo!!!!!!

My girl just posted “tomorrow it’s my boyfriend’s birthday”
ke nale boma 8 hours ke shebile ID yaka

Oadime motho diteki.
Ebe omo gata ka phoso ko Event’eng, o utlwe arr ”
O lebelle gorr o gata eng ka eng!

A wife cremated her deceased husband and placed his ashes in a mayonnaise bottle and wrote R.I.P on it. One morning she asked her maid to write the grocery list nd the last item was R.I.P
WIFE : Why Gonale R.I.P Mo Listing?
MAID : Ke spice sela sa bottle ya mayonnaise, se fedile madam

principal: etlang meeting
Batswadi: reya MMEREKONG

Principal: patelelang bana leeto
Batswadi: ARE BEREKI