A wife cremated her deceased husband and placed his ashes in a mayonnaise bottle and wrote R.I.P on it. One morning she asked her maid to write the grocery list nd the last item was R.I.P
WIFE : Why Gonale R.I.P Mo Listing?
MAID : Ke spice sela sa bottle ya mayonnaise, se fedile madam

Her: Kopa O Nrekele Airtime Ya R29 Vodacom
Me: Sester Lekae?
Her: Re Teng
Me: Neoreng??

Her: Babe Ka Fitlha Lokisa R10 Ya Driver
Him: Akena Yona Geo Fologa O Tshabe

Botxang Moximane Wooh Omo Pila A Emelle Re Shebe Yena” Baera Nna Ko Cinema Ba Bhora Ke Fast And Furious

Fathers day keya banna basa chabelang
bana the rest emelang comrade
marathon

O kile wa rata motho korr lege we ja manala o nagane gomo shadišetša

Osare O Feditse Go Ngwala Xi-xhonga O Bone Genius E emella E Apara Xibelane

Since Ke Nwa Meetsi Ka Bottle Ya Castle Lite Ke Kutlwa Kele Betere Nyana

Facebook Ae Nyake Ole Matured Ape Mowe Re Phadisana Kabo Tlaela

Ke Sintxe Data Yaka Kere Ke Download Dikoxa, Ka Download Masepa Fela

If you video call me without my permission,
otla bolela le ceiling.

When theres a venda guy who always likes everything you post,
You end up Wana give him a nickName “Vho-Maliker

I prefer long distance relationships

Eseng bo
” Kemo corneng keo bone oya toilet ka kuranta”