Some school in Hammanskraal

Principal : Go nale parents meeting this Friday
Parents : Yhoo re ka se khone tlabe re bereka

Principal: Please pay school fees for your kids
Parents : Yhoo rona ga re bereke re tla patela ka eng

O Direle Mmao Facebook. A Fetsa Ago Tag Are
“Gamola Malana Kemo Tseleng”

If you tell a nigga gore wena wa preventer 💉
yeeses otla go rotela💦 o kare o lebota lako tarveneng.
😂😂😂😂

A wife cremated her deceased husband and placed his ashes in a mayonnaise bottle and wrote R.I.P on it. One morning she asked her maid to write the grocery list nd the last item was R.I.P
WIFE : Why Gonale R.I.P Mo Listing?
MAID : Ke spice sela sa bottle ya mayonnaise, se fedile madam

Mother in Law: Ko Geno Bareng Gaole Mo?
Her: Ake Bautlwi Ankere Lenna Ke Mo.

Lerato gale nyake pelo ya wool
Otlo sharakana

Nna Gape Ake Stlaela Ake Alole Di Kobo Ntxe Ke Tseba gore Ke Satlo Robala Gape😑

Towel yako Woolworths the way eturang ka gona okare re phumula dibe tsa rena

Convo between a Zulu dude (Tebza) and a Sotho girl (Lebo)…
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Tebza:Bae, I miss u when u are at ur parents house.
Lebo:Me too bbe, but the go to the mountain when I remember u
Tebza:What are u trying to tell me?
Lebo:I mean that I go to the mountain when I remember u darling.
Tebza:Can u explain in ur language?
Lebo:Ge ke o gopotse, ke a thaba
Tebza:Tjo!!!

Cassper Will Be Sharing a Stage With Jay Z and Beyonce…
Omunye Yena AKA’bizwanga