Convo between a Zulu dude (Tebza) and a Sotho girl (Lebo)…
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Tebza:Bae, I miss u when u are at ur parents house.
Lebo:Me too bbe, but the go to the mountain when I remember u
Tebza:What are u trying to tell me?
Lebo:I mean that I go to the mountain when I remember u darling.
Tebza:Can u explain in ur language?
Lebo:Ge ke o gopotse, ke a thaba
Tebza:Tjo!!!

Ke gopela ge le jola le di baby mamma tsa rena le sa kuka Bana ba Rena le kuke bona difebe tseo tsa lena tuu

Go fiwa di number ko monateng ke masepa..
O kreya kaosane oi potsa gore “bottleneck” ke Mang?

Ke Sure La Ipotxisa Gore Ke Jola Le Mang Sham😁😁🙆

O Acceptile Gore Bakase Jole Lwena Ole One Or Osa Hlanya?

Afa retlo thibiwa 💏😭 mahlo ka valentines day kekwa ke choga

After Lockdown Retswa Kamo Ntlong Alphabetically. Wa Utlwa Wena Zandile?

At my big age I still ask my mom”jwale hake fihla moo kereng?”😭😭

My girl just posted “tomorrow it’s my boyfriend’s birthday”
ke nale boma 8 hours ke shebile ID yaka 🤔😔💔

Her: Babe oka Fisa Bible for 3 Million
Me: Nka Fisa Kereke kaofela Ya Bazalwane, Ka Fisa Moruti Le guy ola Wao Letsa keyboard
(she then Blocked me)
Me: Please call “Ka Fisa Lwena”

Sunday school teacher will never tell you that you are ugly,
O tlano bona fela ka nako ya drama bare kwena SATANE🤣🤣

O Jele Motho Cheri,Le ge O Kopana Le
Boyfriend Ya Gona Kore O no Tsogelwa