Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
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Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha!
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Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
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Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!

Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs&marriage age 21yrs?
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Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai,
lekin biwi ko nahi.

Santa-Wat Is The Name Of Your Car?
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Banta-I Forgot The Name,
But Its Starts With ‘T’
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Santa-Oye Kamaal Ki Gaadi Hai,
Tea Se Start Hoti Hai!

santa(gusse se):itne kam marks?
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Do thappad lagane chahiye
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pappu:ha papa chalo me us master ka ghar dekh k hi aa raha hun

Santa- Tu paida kaise hua?
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Banta- Hospital mei, aur tu?
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Snta- Khouf me!
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Banta- Wo Kaise?
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Snta- Meri maa k pas 2 Daaku aaye Aur kaha Jo kuch hai nikal do

Sardar ne daru pi ke apne apko aaine main dekha or bola
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isko to kahin dekha h.. o!
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yaad aaya ye to wahi haramkhor h,
jo shadi k album me meri biwi k sath tha.

Santa ka 50rs ka note train me ghum ho gaya
Ek aadmi:Ya,allah bismilah!
Santa:Tumhe 20(bis) mila to baki this kisko mila

1 sardar ke pas sms ayea bhejne wala husheyar padhne wala gadha .
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sardar ko gussa agaya usne riply kiya bhejne wala gadha padhne wala hosheyar

teacher-planets ke naam batao.
Santa-earth,mars,jupiter vagerah.
Teacher-aur batao.
Santa-aur sab badhiya.mata rani ki kripa hai..

Aap apna bataie.

Techar . . . Santa , . . . . Peyar aur muhabbat me kiya farak hai
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santa . . . . . Mubhabat mai ap se kar ta hu aur piyar ap ki beti se kar ta hu

teacher-Murgiyon Ki Tange Chhoti Kyu Hoti Hain?…..
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Santa-Sir,Agar Murgiyon Ki Tange Lambi Hui
Toh Ande Gir Kar Toot Jayenge

santa:Main apni patni ko kya giftdoon
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Banta: diamond Ring de.
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Santa:Nahi main kuch bada dena chahta hoon,
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Banta:Fir tractor ka tyre de

Banta: Yeh chaaku kyon ubaal rahe ho?
Santa: Suicide karne ke liye
Banta: To phir ubalne kui kya zaroorat hai?
Santa: Kahin infection na ho jaaye

Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
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Gangubai: Kaun ?
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Santa: Main !
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Gangubai: Main kaun?
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Santa: Tu Gangubai.