Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinicke bahar khade ho kar aurto ko kyon ghurte ho?
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Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai “aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12”.

SUHAGRAT Ko Santa DULHAN se:-Tum Itni SUNDAR ho,
Mai Tumhe Kya Kahu
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Bahar Khada uska BAAP Bola:- BETA
Ek baar”MAA” kah de Baaki Mai Dekh Lunga.

Intelligent Sardar……….
Sardar:- Dr. Sahab Palastic
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Sargery Karane Me Kitna KharchaAyega?
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Dr. :- 5 Lakh ka.
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Sardar:- Agar Palastic Hum De To..

SANTA:BABA MUJHE KOI AISA KAAM BATAO JAHAN MUJHE KUCH NA KARNA PADE,
LOG KAREN AUR MUJHE PAISE MILE
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BABA-JA BETA”SULABH SHOCHALAY” Khol De…

Banta: Teri dukan pe mitthai hai tera dil mithayi khane ko nahi
karta?
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Santa: Karta to buhut hai per papa marenge isliye chat kar rakh deta hun

Santa:me yesa kya kru k teri shaadi k baad me teri biwi ko cinema le kr jau aur tu naraj b na ho…
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Banta:meri shaadi apni behen se kara de…

Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kr bhagwan bole-
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‘VAR MANGO VATS’
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Santa- prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rhe he mein vaisa nhi hu…
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MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’.

Santa: 1 Chor Ne Muje Chaku Dikha K Lut Lia,
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Banta:Tere Pas To Hamesa Gun Hoti hai,
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Santa:Haan 2 lakh Ki Hai,Maine Chhupali thi Warna Wo Bhi Le Jata….

ek bar Santa Bike se ja raha tha 1 ladki ko dekhkr wo bike lakr gir gaya.
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Ladki- o ho chot to nahi lagi??
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Santa- oye soniye yeh to hamara bike se utrne ka style hai…

Banta – Santa paji bus me us ladies ne aapko thapad kyo mara??
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Santa- Oye yr meri 1 photo gir gayi oyr us ladies ke pairo me chali gayi. Maine usse kaha ki behn g sadi upar karegi 1 photo lane hai.
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Itni sitare baat thi pata nahi thapad kyo mar diya..

Santa – Marte hue aadmi ko kya dena chahiye??
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Banta- Birla cement.
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Santa- Kyu??
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Banta- Kyonki is cement main jaan hai…

Santa – Is murgi ka rait kitna hai?
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Shopkeeper- Shab is murgi ko na lo.
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Santa- Kyo?
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Shopkeeper – Kyonki is murgi ko AIDS hai.
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Santa- Oye de do yr yeh khani hi toh hai iske sath Raat thode hi bitani hai…

Santa-apne sir pani me dubo-dudo kar dekh raha tha tabi
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banta-said aye kya kar rahe ho
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banta-yar dimag chalta hi nahi h dekh raha hu ki kahi panchar to nahi ho gaya h

Teachr-Tense Kitne Prakar K Hote Hai
Snta-3 Prakar K
T-Very Gud, Example Batao
S-Kal Apki Beti Ko Dekha
Aj Pyar Krta Hu
Kal Bhaga K Le Jaunga

1 baar 300 sardar ship me ja rahe the…ship dubi nhi phir v sab mar gye……
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…..kaise….Kaise…
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Bich samundar me ship ruk gyi thi …
Sare SARDAR DHAKKA dene ke liye utar goye the…