Dosti Karo College Wali Se
Pyar Karo Office Wali Se
Programme Karo Pados Wali Se
Love Karo Dil Wali se
Aur Maar Khao Gharwali se

A Girl Checks Her Weight = 58kg .
Removes Sandal = 56.
Then Dupatta = 52
Now Coins Finished…….
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A Boy In A Q Behind Her
Said
Ü Carry On””,
I Have Coins!

Bihari Aurat Cheque Cash karane gai
Clerk- Sign karo
Aurat- Kaise?
Clerk- Jaise Khat k end me likhti ho.
Aurat ne likha-
“TOHAR CHUMMA KE INTEJAR Me, BiiiJLi.!

1 terorist ne 1 budhiya k ghar me bomb rakh diya.
Log chillaye- Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya bomb h!
Budhiya sharmakar boli- DHATT,
Wo to me ‘JAWANI’ me thi. Ha,HA..

5th class ka student apne dost se:
Kitna MuskiL H SchooL Ki “Teacher” Se Pyar Karna,
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2 Dost: kyun?
“LOVE-LETTER” Beja Tha…
Home Work Samz Ke Check kar DIA.

Whats self insult ..
An angry boss-
Tumne kabhi ullu dekha hai ..
Employee(sar jhuka ke)-Nahi sar!
Oss-Neeche kya dekh rhe ho idiot..
Meri taraf Dekho….

Bhuto sa chehra tera
chudel si muskan hai
rang tera dekh ke..
rup tera dekh ke
kute bhi hairan hai

1 Number Dil Me Socho Usme 3 Jodo,
Ab 2 Se Guna Karo
Usme Se 7 Ghatao
Bache Hue Ko Kagaz Par Likho
Ab Uska
Aero-Plane Banake Udao
Furrrr

Flat ki bell baji,
Cablewala:is mahine ka bill lene aaya.
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Girl:baad me aahaah aana avi dudhwale ka bill chuka rahi hu.

Boy:Tum gaana bahut accha gaati;
Girl:Thanks but i-m just Bathroom singer..
Boy:To bulao na kabhi apne live program pe 😀

IK bAr Ek chor chori karne ek seith ke ghar pauchta he,
aur zor se chilata he sona kaha he .. Sona kaha he ..
seith uthta he aur kehta he mein idhar soo raha hu..
tu udhar soo jaa..

1 dukhi Grlfrnd ne apne Bewafa Boyfrnd k liye 1 shayri likhi
Phulon ka raja,
Baharon ka shehzada,
dil tod kar chala gaya kutta, kamina, haram zada..

Boy-tum kitne baje uhtty ho-..
G-apna koy thik nehi jab ji kare so jaty hu,
jab ji kare uht jaty hu,
B-noty girl
tery adat akdam mere kutty k jeisy he

Preeto:kal raat neend me tumne mujhe gandi gandi galiyaan di.
Santa:tumhari galatfahmi hai.
Preeto:kaisi galatfahmi..
Santa:yehi ki main soya tha.

Class mai 1 bar naya mahol cha gaya
Teacher ko Pappu se pyar ho gaya
Tabhise Pappu ka dil udas ho gaya
Class ke sare bacche fail aur Pappu pass ho gaya