Santa baar baar apne Santan ke khushnasibi ki Duaa Maangta tha …
aisa vo kai saalo se kar rha tha 😀

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One day … ek Farishta aaya uske pass or bola :-

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Bhagwaan ke liye Bhaii … pahle tu shadi to kar :O :p =D

1 ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya.
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1 khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur kaha,”Apne bade bhai k pair chhu rahe ho?”
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Ladka bola,”JI BHABHI JI!”

Sir-“Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?”
Santa-“Chidiya Bankar.”
Sir-“Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!”
Santa-“Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!”

Bihari boy to a girl- “PHONE NO DEBU HO..??”
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Girl-“Tamiz se baat kro.”
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Boy-“My dear with due respect
I would like to say that PHONE NO. DEBU KA..??!!!!”

1st woman-kuchh suna ya nahi
bharat ne hindustan par hamlakardiya hai
2nd woman- hame dar hai ki kahin ek missile
mere pe nagir jaye
3rd woman-arre tumsab fikra kyon karti ho
hum india me rahte hai.

12 Saal K Ladke Ne 20 Saal Ki Ladki Ko Phool Dia
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Ladki Ne Kiss Dia
Wo Ghabra K Bhaga
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Ladki Ne Pucha:
Kya Hua
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Ladka:
Guldasta Le K Aa Raha Hu

अंग्रेज:- हमने चांद पर पानी और बर्फ की खोज
कर ली है…
नन्दन
:- तो हमें अब सिर्फ दारू और नमकीन लेकर
आना है… 😛 😀 🙂

Gf- I love you.
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Boy- Tell me any diffrant style.
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Gf- TERE LASH KO AAG LAGANE KAMOKA MERE BETE KO DEGA KYA.

Munna Bhai Ke ghar LADKI hUE.
Circuit- Bhai ab to muhale ke,
Sare ladke isko line marenge.
MUNNA- Tu fikar mat kar re,
Apun iska naam DIDI rakhenge.

17century mom 2 her sonbeta apne religion k ladkise shadi krna
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18cntry-apne caste k.
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19cntry-apne level k
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20cntry-apne desh
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21cntry-koi bi par ladki se karna:-

Husband aur wife ghumne gaye Raste me ek gadha ghaas kha raha tha,
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wife boli- dekho tumhara Rishtedar ghaas kha raha hai Namaste karo,
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husband- Namaste Sasur ji

Sardar wounded in an accident goes 2a doc
Dr:Stitches lagana padenge
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Sarder:Kitne paise ..
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Dr:3000 Rs
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Sardar:Sir stitches lagwana hai, embroidery nahin karwani

BANTA: Yeh, AUTOMETICALLY kya hota hai..
SANTA: Oye tuje itna b nhi pata..
Jb auto me koi ganji ladki ja rahi ho to kehte hain,
AUTO-ME-TAKLI..

Jack:ek din jack bike par apne 2 friends ko bethakr le ja raha tha.
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Police:oi stop..
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Jack:bola bike par jagah nahi hai ..

Boy-Ro Q rhi ho..
Grl-Mere marks bahut kam aaye h.
Boy-Bata kitne aye h..
Grl-Sirf 90%
Boy-Khuda ka khof kar zalim itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate 😀

santa apni saliyo ke liye chudiya lekar aya
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saliya: jiju ap aphi pahna do haath me chudiya
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santa:agar pehale pata hota to chudiya ke jaga chaddi le ke ata.