Santa:” mujhe uss ladki se bachao..:o
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Banta:” kyo ??
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Santa:” jab se maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga..
saali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai

Salesman: sir, cockroach k liye powder loge kya?
Santa: ” Nahi, hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!
Aaj powder laga denge to kal sala DEO mangega!”

Santa:” Mujhe Kitab Likhne Me.. ek Saal Lag Jata Hai..
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Banta:” Itni Mehnat Kyo Karte Ho 15 Rupaye Me
Likhi Hui Kitab Mil Jati Hai

Santa Girlfriend ko ghar le gaya
Sab darwaze
Khirkiyan
Band kardi
Light off kar ke
Uske pass aaya Aur bola:
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Ye
Dekho meri watch me light jalti hai

Santa ka interview:
Batao wo kaun si Aurat h jisko
1OO% pata hota h ki uska Husband kaha
hai?
Santa ne apna khatarnak dimag lagaya
or bola
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“Vidhwa Aurat

Aurto se Bhari Bus Palti
Sari Aurte Mar Gyi
Sbke Pati 1-1 Ghanta Roye
Pr SaNTA 2 Ghante!
Q?
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QKi Snta ki wife se Bus miss hogyi thi..

Santa : Mai to Duvidha me Fanss Gaya hu..
Banta: Wo Kaise?
Santa: Yaar Biwi Ke Makeup Ka Kharcha Bardast Nahi Hota, aur Makeup K Bina Biwi Bardast nhi Hoti!….

Ek baar Santa kahain jaa raha ki ek diwar par padha
“Padhne wala Gadha”
Santa ko bohat ghussa aya,
usne mita kar likh diya!
“Likhne wala Gadha

Banta:” Yaar mera aur meri girlfriend ka ajeebo-gareeb rishta hai…
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Santa:” Kaise ??
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Banta:” Wo ajeeb hai aur main gareeb..

Aaj fir Banta ne Kamaal Kr diya..
BANK me jake So Gya.
Q?
Usne Board Par Padha
Yaha SONE par LOAN milta H

Santa Ki Wife Ne Use
Office Jate WaQt Kaha
“See You In The Evening”
Santa Gusse Me :-Mai
B Tujhe Dekh Lunga
Chudeil.
Dhamki Kisko Deti Hai .

Santa In ShoP:
Kafi Der Gifts Dekhne Ke Bad Santa Ne Ek Gift Ke Taraf ishara Kar Ke Pocha…. ”
Ye Hansta Huwa Kutta Kitne Ka Hai..??
Shopkeper : Sir Ye AINA Hai

Santa ne aaj uske sare purane records tod diye…
Fade joke ahead..
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Boss:”Where were you born…??
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Santa:”Punjab..
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Boss:”which part ??
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Santa:”Kya which part ??
Whole body born in Punjab…

Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.
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Mujrewali- Saheb,
Humne Apko Khush Kiya
ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do.
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Santa- Achha To Ab Tum Betho,
Mai Nachta Hu.

Santa- Yaar,
Maine Ek Naye Detergent Se
Apna Underwear Dhoya Toh
Woh Chota Ho Gya, Ab Kya Karu? Banta- Simple,
Usi Detergent se Apne Hips Dho
Lo..

Santa ne PCO pe jate
hi PCO wale ko 2
thappad laga diye.
Socho kyon?
Because PCO ke
bahar likha tha,
dial karne se pahle 2
lagaye