Philosophy of Indian Boys..
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Flirt with Attractive Girl,
Friendship with Smart Girl,
Love with Sincere Girl,
Marriage with…
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Mummy tumhein jo acha lage…

Girls, while watching Titanic:-
How romantic!
Awww !♥
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Boys, while watching Titanic:-
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* Oye!
Woh Drawing wala scene phir se laga
na

Santa court mein judge se:
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Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
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Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
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Santa: Badla

Santa on an
interview for
the post of detective
was asked a question
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Interviewer – Who killed Gandhiji ?
Santa – Thanks for
giving me the job,
I will investigate.

Doctor: Kaise Aana
Hua?
Santa: Doc Sab,
Tabiyat Theek Nahi
hai, Liver mein Pain
ho raha hai
Doc: Daroo Peete
ho??
Santa: Haan, Par
Chhota Peg hi
Banana.

Santa 1 Barat mein
gaya.
Waha use bar-bar
PAANI PAROSA ja
raha tha.
Paresan hokar Santa chillaya:
Gale mein pani fans
gaya he,
thoda DAAL-CHAWAL
de do..

Santa ne challenge
kiya:
Ke wo kutubminar
ko sir pe rkh ke mumbai le jayega. Saare News Wale
pahunch gaye:
Tab Bola- Bas koi
utha ke sir pe rakh
de!

Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
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Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi painting kaise kar sakta hai.

Pappu : Kal raat ko party mei mene 1 ladki ki izzat ko bacchaya
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Santa : Waah Bhai .!!!

Par kaise .???
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Pappu :-
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Self Control Bhai ..

Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat waloon
ko milte hain
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1 Jungle main ghomta hua white
hathi.
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2: Without affairs wala Jeevan
sathi…

Santa ke lips jale hue the
Banta: Kaise jale?
Santa: Wife ko railway steation drop krne gaya tha.
Banta: To?
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Santa: Khushi ke mare.
Train ke engine ko choom liya

santa is sitting alone in coffee shop..
A beautiful lady came and ask
” if u don’t mind can I sit here?”
Santa- noo
lady- why
sardar- bcoz I hav mind..

Army Training k doran 1 officer ne sipahi se pocha: Ye hath me kia hai?
Sipahi santa: Sir Ye bandooq hai.
Officer: Ye bandooq nhi tumhari izzat or shan hai, tumhari maa hai maa!!
Then Officer to a sipahi banta Singh: Tumhare hathme ye kya hai?
Banta: Sir, Ye santa ki maa hai or hamari aunty hai..!

Kamjor Dil Wale Na Padhen…..
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Boss- Mere liye ak shisha le kar aao jisme main apna muh dekh sakun…….
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Santa- nahi mila sir!
Sab me mera hi muh dikh raha hai…..
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Inteligent Santa

Santa ki Gf romantic mood me santa se,
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Gf :- Make me feel like a wife,
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Santa ne apne kapde utare or
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Kaha le saali dho k aa fata fat

Santa was watching FTV
Suddenly son come her…
Santa = Kitne gareeb ladkiya hai. Kapde lene ke liye paise nhi hai.
Son = Papa agar enh se bhi gareeb dekhne ho to mere paas C.D hai.